- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats white and sticky and falls from the sky? The Cumming of the lord

How many beavers can you fit in one paddling pool? None; it's probably very dangerous trying

What's the difference between a dead baby and an egg? Ones delicious with bacon, the others an egg.

Some woman's like "Make me a sandwich!" Some guy's like "No way!" The woman says "Or I'll rape you!" "Allright. Fine with m... Wait... I thought women didn... I mean couldn.. you know.." "Rape?" "No, eat sandwiches!"

What is red and has seven dents? Snow White's Cherry.

Luck is not real. But the dismembered body in my basement is.

Why did Mark get paralyzed? Because he was a famed football player that went drafted for the 1st pick but was later hit so hard that his spine com pulsed and tore

HOW LONG is a Chinese name?

Knock knock Who's there? No one you care bout so why did u say who's there?

Roses are red. Violets are blue. These are facts. Good day.

The Detroit Lions

Why did the Hispanic man have no job? Because we are in a recession, and work is hard to come by in this tough economy.

What did the nerd say to the bully? Nothing. The bully killed him before he could say anything.

Why was the guy sad? His son killed himself after being constantly bullied for 6 years.

Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait; it would be quite unsanitary to talk about my genitals in front of you.

holy F**k someone call an ambulance!

How many light bulbs does it take to screw a blonde? She said she can do 3

2 guys walk into a bar, a third guy carefully ducks under it

Fiats

A black man rode down the street on a bicycle.

your momma so dumb she put a battery up her but and said i got the power!!!

Why do people eat babies? Because they're delicious.

How do you make a plumber cry? Shit a brick.

Q. What happened to the kid with 1 arm and 1 leg and 1 arm and 1 leg A. He had a seisure, then got hit by a bus

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