- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did steve cry? Because he got punched.

What is 1+1? It's 2!

What is the difference between a baby and a rat? I don't have a rat in a cage

Q:Whats rhe best part about spinning a baby round and round Stopping it with a shovel

Why did I write this anti-joke? Because I am generally not that funny.

Kathy Griffin.

Whats worse than than falling in a puddle on the way to a meeting? Getting shot while your at that meeting.

Why did Ramsey fall off the seesaw? Because while he was playing with friends on a seesaw at a nearby Country Club, a very angry and insane man who had many handicaps, decided to solve his problems by killing someone. A funeral was held a week later.

whats the one about not giving a crap? oh yea this one

What happens if you confuse your male best friend's and your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, their both named Adam.

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What did the unicorn say to the man.\ Nothing unicorns don't exist

You know what they say about big feet... Wow, those are some big feet.

Women's sports.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Not all black people are skilled at basketball

A man rode into town on Friday and stayed a while and then left on Friday how did he manage this?

Why did the chicken cross the road? On a fundamental level, it was pursuing evolutionary instincts, perhaps a half-bored interest in food.

OBAMA and the DEMOCRATS

Whats the similarity between your mom and me We are both men except for your mom

What's blue and says "Good morning" A blue sign that says good morning

dur dur dur dur said the child born during an earthquake

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? Chuck Norris' Cheese

Why was Sally crying because a flock Of seagulls just took a shit in her head

Knock knock Who's there? No Who is over there

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