- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girl fail her test? Because she had mental retardation.

How do you fix America's national security issues? Nuke russia

How do you save a black man from drowning? You throw him a flotation device.

How do you drown a blond? Glue a mirror to the bottom of a pool!

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! I won the battle but lost the war: I'm Donald Trump!

A man comes home from work and finds his wife in bed with his next-door neighbor. Furious, he shouts 'What's the meaning of this?!' And his wife answers 'A pronoun used to identify a specific person or thing close at hand or being indicated or experienced'.

Whats funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costum

A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

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what did Sandra bullock say to Jesse James? I hate your fickin a**!!:)

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Blonds are cute and so are u.

Why did the little girl fall of the swing? -because she had no arms Why didn't she get back up? -because she had no legs Why diddn't anyone help her? -because she was black.

Why couldn't Scruffy get out from under the car? It had parked on his skull.

Do dead Elves know it's Xmas ?

Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? One has a complex circulatory system the other is a pizza.

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That's what she didn't say

A very unattractive girl bent over in front of me. I proceeded to be sick, and then I choked on my sick. I died. My family mourn my death every day.

Why was the little girl sad? Because she was brutally raped up the ass

Whats worse than runing over a box of kittens? Runing over two boxes of kittens.

A boy wakes up in the morning and says i"'m feeling kind of fishy today," the boy's dad walks in and relpies "that's because you are a fish."

How did the chicken get to the other side? He didnt, he got ran over.

knock knock whos there ? Jordan Jordan who ? Jordan Walters

what does the NAACP stand for? Now Apes Are Called People.

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