Knock knock Who's there? Micheal Jordan. Micheal Jordan who? Your an idiot

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What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? He called the police.

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What's the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and a truckload of dead babies? You can't unload a truckload of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

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A: What time is it? B: Half past six.

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Q /why do people eat dinner? A/ because their hungry

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because your a fag.

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Whats worse than three dead women in a ditch ? 4 dead women in a ditch.

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Why wasn't the crow allowed on the plane? He had too much carrion luggage

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What did the preist say to the other preist? 'hey! we're both preists!'

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A man walks into a bar Ouch!

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A momma cow was grazing in the meadow with her three calves when the first one asked, "Mom, how did I get the name Rose? "Well when you were born, a rose pedal came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The second calf asked, "How did I get the name Daisy?" "Well when you were born, a daisy came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The third calf mumbled, "LKJLSKJFSLKJLKSJDF" incoherently, and the Mom responded, "Shut up, Cinderblock."

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Hey do you want to hear the joke about my d**k?? I cant tell it because it's to long

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Roses are red... Violets are blue... Unless your colour blind.

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whats worse than being mentally challenged? losing your arms and legs and finding out that you have cancer

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How do you know when your dog is gay? When the dog starts wearing way to many Deep Vs and watches the Oxygen channel with "friends"

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A black guy and a white guy are in a fight, who wins The white guy because they were in a fight over when the black guy was going to die.

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Bill: Knock, Knock. Sean: Who's there? Bill: It's your neighbor, Bill Walters, from across the street. Sean: Oh, hey Bill, how are you and Margie? Bill: Oh, I'm doing fine, but Margie just got out of the hospital for a broken arm. Sean: My gosh, what happened. Bill: She was just loading the Halloween decorations down from the attic while I wasn't home and fell. She's fine though; it was only a minor fracture. Sean: Well thank goodness she alright. Bill: Anyway, I came over to return those hedge clippers I borrowed from you last month. Sean: Oh, thank you. How did they work? Bill: Just great once I gave them a coat of oil. It was a big job... I haven't trimmed those bushes in three years. Sean: No problem, I almost never use them myself. Well I better get back to Jeanie...I'm helping her make dinner. Bill: Alright, Well thanks again.

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So a leg, an arm and a head win the Boston marathon. And I'm sitting here masturbating, ...

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Why was the T-Rex so bad at math? Cause it was stupid

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Why didn't Anne Frank answer the door? Because it was the German SS.

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planned on writing you all an antijoke decided i wouldn't.

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whats thin, long and hard? A: a pen is

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a black and a mexican are walking down the street, two cops look up to see this and immediately say "shit, this can't be good".

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what do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A: a piolt

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