- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you scare a blonde person? dress up in orange and scream "mustard"

Why did the homeless man get a house key cut? He didn't he's homeless.

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What did the T-rex say to the elephant? i like bananas

what's one thing we're all tired of but they still make? Those crappy love songs.

knock knock who's there doctor doctor who No

How do you make a fireman cry??? Kill His Family

Q: What is that white stuff in chicken shit? A: Thats chicken shit too

knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

I got shot once it hurt a lot

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock Who's there Not Sarah

What's better than being in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Q: Why couldnt the kid feel his legs A: He had no arms

if a chcken lays an eggg what happens? a baby bird comes out

An Irish, an English, a Chinese and a French are together in a boat. And it shows the diversity of our society.

Q-"what did the carrot say to the plant" A-"nothing because neither one of these objects can talk"

Why did the family have no Christmas tree this year? Because they are Jewish.

Why did Santa's little helper feel depressed? Neurotransmitters essential for happiness, such as serotonin and norepinephrine, were in rather low supply in the poor elf's brain.

Why can't black people be in a talent show? Because they'll steal the show.

Q: What's Black and White and Red All Over? A: This is a logical fallacy. If something is "Red All Over," it is implied that no other color can be showing. Thus, whatever innate Black and/or Whiteness was formerly attributed to said object will now have been inherently obfuscated by its Redness.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have narcolepsy.

What do you call a dozen Muslims waiting to board a train? Passengers...you racist.

Whats the most common use of a butt plug after school? In the sport of pole vaultIng, the butt plug is the rubber end of the pole that is designed to withstand the force of being planted in a steel box.

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