why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted AIDS

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I'm a fork. Fork you!!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have alzheimers, Roses are red

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Q:What do you call a bird with wings? A:A bird -Ryan Vallee

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If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? A question and answering session of information used to test knowledge of a specific idea or person.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter it's not going to come to you anyway.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was peckish.

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What's the difference between a tigar and a shark? One's a land mammal.

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What do you call a man with no heart? Dead

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You're mother is so retarded that I probably shouldn't be making fun of her because it would be considered discriminatory.

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Why did the meme cross the road? MEME XD

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Roses are red Violets are blue Vodka is less Than dinner for two

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What bug has eight legs? Not a spider.

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Fred and DooDah go to their favorite lake to fish. After getting out on the water, DooDah hooks a huge fish, which pulls him overboard, and he drowns. Fred is brokenhearted and goes to tell DooDah's wife the news. She opens the door and hears Fred sing: "Guess who drowned in the lake today? DooDah! DooDah!"

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John Travolta goes to the supermarket..

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Whats Big, black, and in your moms underwesar? A snake that escaped from a pet store which is causing a lot of commotion in the local community. Meanwhile your mom is getting drilled by a big psycho who escaped the mental institution. JMM

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why did the the chicken cross the road? because some sad,board people wanted to make a joke

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What do you call a kid on crutches? Crippled

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a registered sex offender.

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this is not a joke. jks

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What does the rubbish do when it is depressed? It breaks down.

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Tell me a joke Tell me a joke! TELL ME A JOKE!!! ...Womens Rights

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Your mom is so stupid, that she took an IQ test and was proven mentally retarded. Her family is devastated.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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