- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, Therefore no one knew why his name was Fuzzy Wuzzy.

Q: What's worse than seeing a scorpion A: being stung by that scorpion

your going to die

What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What is worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust What is worse than the Holocaust? 3 bee stings

Did you know there is a whole country occupied with twins? It's called China

Goldilocks walks into a bar. But its not really a bar, it's a bear cave and she is eaten by porridge eating bears.

you know what rhymes with sloth. rape

shut up iggy

What's the difference between a duck

A black guy walks into his bar. So he pays his tab and couldn't have been more coureious.

Q:What would strawberry short cake never say? A: Very

Why did the chicken cross the road? It heard you like to choke the chicken.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Nothing.

A red-head, a brunette, and a blonde are playing hide-and-seek. Hide-and-seek is a fun game, so they probably had a great time.

How does the cow say cash i dont know ask him he is the cow.

Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

Whats worse then getting stabbed in the trachea by a aids infected knife? getting pounded anally by satan

Call of Duty is Awesome So is fingering a dead lion with an iron dildo

Want to hear a joke? Unequal rights.

Why did the car cross the road? Green light

A white man, a black man, an Asian man, a Mexican man, a subasian man, an Austrailian man, and a Canadian white man. That's it.

Q. Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A. being physically disabled due to a preventable accident, thus leaving you incapable of doing activities that are easily completed by an able-bodied person

Where did Susie go in the bombing? Nowhere. Susie is the bomber.

What do you call an African American on the moon? An astronaut

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