- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What crawls on the ground and shoots arrows? Legless Legolas.

Jesus: I will return. Hitler: Well I am back... Nazi as in Nazireth Bush: As I said I was elected by Gawd. Me: What? What about me? Seriously why did I put myself here? Id have three bullets with them in a room, and id still shoot you six times.

What's brown and sticky? Vomit.

why was 6 afraid of 7?

Why did the boy rip out all of his hair? He was insane.

Where do you live? In a house

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

Someone made a Titanic joke to me today, It was just plane wrong.

roses are red violets suck dick i need a wee

why did the blond walk in to a door because she was not paying attention

What did the alcoholic say to his priest? I'm Drunk. The priest says "Your drunk go home". He barely makes it.

What do democrats and fire have in common? They both do damage

What's dried up and smells like potatoes? Potato ships and school french fries.

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was blind and deaf which impairs the ability to register sights and sounds necessary to operate an automobile.

What's blue, and smells like fish? A firetruck, I was kidding about the blue and fish.

whats 69+2? 71

Christopher Walken steps into a bar.

today a nazi canadian killed himself the world is now a better place

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everyone. - Blake Woodman

What do Jews suck? Because they lie, steal money, and start wars.

What did one Chinese man say to the other? ?????

yous are all f u c k i n g dumb like rat kavanagh

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall of the second time? I pushed her.

What is pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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