Yo mama so fat that.....NooNoooNooooooo (strips)

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Rigo your a stupid ass

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Howdid we get copper piping we put a Pennie between two Jules

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Hi

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Why, apples are the optimum environment for the worm species, offering a stable temperature with the efficiency of nutrition and comortable value, therefore in reality finding a worm in your apple is a healthy suggestion that the Global Warming effects on Earth have not yet affected the ever increasing innocent worm population.

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her...

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a hobo begs and begs for a dollar to buy something. a man finally gives him a dollar. what does the hobo buy? nothing. he walked into 711 and got shot.

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Gun Control

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All your base are belong to us. Shame on you for making fun of the Japanese. They can't help their broken English sometimes. How would you like it if someone were to nitpick about every single word you typed? Yeah, bet you wouldn't like that, would you? Would it make you feel a bit more guilty to know these people suffered through a horrible earthquake and tsunami - and still managed to survive? Huh? Or that they continue to outshine most other countries in the world in the field of high-technology? Sure, maybe they DID blow up Pearl Harbor in 1941 and send us reeling into another World War. Everyone makes mistakes. Based on the past, "All your base are belong to us" seems pretty trivial now, doesn't it? Go apologize to a Japanese man right now, and never speak of this again.

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How many Jews can you fit in an ashtray? None

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What do you call 200 black people dead in the ocean? It's a start.

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Have you ever seen Hellen Keller's house? Well it was really nice.

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

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what do you call a mentally and physically obese man? nothing until you know or obtain his name

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whats red with blue spots and is highly inteligent? an apple. i lied to you and am sorry

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Question: How did the chicken get to the other side of the road? Answer: Too find his joint.

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what do u call a black man a black man

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what's white and sticky? mayonnaise.

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Why is Adam saying numbers? He is a maths teacher.

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What would Hitler say if you give him a sandwich? Thankyou!

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John. John Anderson. Dude we've been friends since first grade! You really don't remember me? I'm going home!

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What's white and sticky? A glue stick.

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What does the cookie monster and the blue man group have in common? They are both homosexually active

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Why did the lights turn off? Because I turned them off.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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