How many Jews can you fit in an ashtray? None

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How does a pirate get to work? His CAAAARRRR! Where does the pirate go after work? The BAAAARRRR! How does the pirate get home from the bar? A taxi. A pirate doesn't drive after consuming alcohol.

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Where did Suzie go during the bombing? Everywhere. -Tag

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how many A.D.D. kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?lets go play!

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What can fly for only a short period? A jumper.

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Rigo your a stupid ass

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a hobo begs and begs for a dollar to buy something. a man finally gives him a dollar. what does the hobo buy? nothing. he walked into 711 and got shot.

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Yo mama so fat that.....NooNoooNooooooo (strips)

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Howdid we get copper piping we put a Pennie between two Jules

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her...

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Gun Control

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All your base are belong to us. Shame on you for making fun of the Japanese. They can't help their broken English sometimes. How would you like it if someone were to nitpick about every single word you typed? Yeah, bet you wouldn't like that, would you? Would it make you feel a bit more guilty to know these people suffered through a horrible earthquake and tsunami - and still managed to survive? Huh? Or that they continue to outshine most other countries in the world in the field of high-technology? Sure, maybe they DID blow up Pearl Harbor in 1941 and send us reeling into another World War. Everyone makes mistakes. Based on the past, "All your base are belong to us" seems pretty trivial now, doesn't it? Go apologize to a Japanese man right now, and never speak of this again.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Why, apples are the optimum environment for the worm species, offering a stable temperature with the efficiency of nutrition and comortable value, therefore in reality finding a worm in your apple is a healthy suggestion that the Global Warming effects on Earth have not yet affected the ever increasing innocent worm population.

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Patients: Whats happening doctor Doctor: I am afraid you all have tested positive Patients: Oh No!!! Doctor: Positive for being great friends all these years! Patients: Oh Doctor you are so.... Doctor: ASWELL AS AIDS!!!

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I had sex with my mother in law

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A duck flew calmly through the air and landed softly on a beautiful lake, where he was then shot for trespassing.

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a man walks into a bar after a long day at work, and asks for a drink. he finishes, pays the bill and leaves a handsome tip for the bartender and heads home.

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Roses are Red Violets are blue I like poo F*** on You By drew bolton

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The skeleton walks into a bar. Everyone is confused and leaves.

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Why did the african jump in the swimming pool? Because it was a really hot day and he wanted to cool down

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tee hee

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- Knock knock - Excuse me, I don't have time, my house is on fire ! - We're the firemen.

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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Anti Joke

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