- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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YO MAMMA IS SO STUPID, she was recently diagnosed with severe mental retardation and will have to be cared for 24/7

What rhymes with shuck and starts with an f flamethrower

'Knock Knock' 'Who's there?' 'My name is Boo, I'm sorry,I think I was given the wrong address, I'll be on my way now' Boo walks away from the unsuspecting person's front door and goes to the next house along in the hope of finding the house he was originally searching for.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had places to be

Q. Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A. being physically disabled due to a preventable accident, thus leaving you incapable of doing activities that are easily completed by an able-bodied person

what did one cupcake say to the other cupcake? nothing because they were both cupcakes.

You have such a big heart (Girlfriend) The doctor's think dangerously so (Guy)

Q: why was the women out of the kitchen? A: Probably to partake in one of her many hobbies.

--Knock Knock Who's there? --Banana Banana who? --Knock Knock You just said that --Sorry i have Alzheimer's

How can you kill someone who looks like a squirrel? With an bomb. That would kill most people.

what do you think when you see someone throw a man with no arms and legs into the ocean? chances of survival are minimal

Are you from Tenessee? I heard you were from there

why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gate open and chickens typically wonder with no obvious pattern to their movements.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Jeff. I don't know anyone by the name of Jeff. Please leave my property immedaitely.

"It's A Bird!!!" "It's A Plane!!!" "No, It's not either of those things."

What has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

What was the last thing going through the man's mind who cleans the 90th floor windows on the World Trade Center on 9/11? The 91st floor.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

Knock, Knock Who's There A dyslexic kid with aides

What can an elevator do that a mexican can't? Raise a family.

Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 452

Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

How do you stop a bus? You press the brake pedal, causing the brake pads to squeeze the tires. Which will slow the momentum of the bus to the point of stopping.

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