Guy #1: Knock knock Guy #2: Whos there? Guy #1: Interrupting murderer Guy #2: Interrupting murd.... Guy #1: STAB!!!

Today my friend was surprised at the black joke I told today, but I can tell that joke because most of my closest friends are white.

why was the boy sleeping in the basement? he was brought over from ethiopia to become a child sex slave and was now being help against his will in a basement

What is funny and has three legs? Not the Holocaust.

NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

What did the black man say when he ate a Hershey bar? Delicious

Three black men get out of a taxy. They split the bill evenly and get on with their day... By Wade

Okay, I just really want you to trust me again,

Why was the black man at the back of the bus... Cause all the other seats were taken

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

How many Aumish farmhands does it take to operate a state of the art commercial laser-cutter? One,provided he has the relevant training and experience.

Batman and Superman switched sidekicks. Superman didn't want Robin.

What did the train say at the party Thomas isn't really dumb ass

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than The Holocaust? TEN HOLOCAUSTS? What's worse then TEN HOLOCAUSTS? THE END OF THE WORLD

Why did the girl scream? Someone shot her mom

So joe diragi walks out of a gay bar...

Say this fast: Alpha kenny body sofa king hard with mike hawk. :)

Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's. Alzheimer's who? Knock knock!

What's worse than finding half a sticker in your apple Half a worm

Why did Paul Walker cross the road? He wasn't wearing his seatbelt.

What would make a black guy sad? His mom dying on death bed...

Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got hitted by a drunken driver and died last week, when he was cycling to school.

Q: Why is the earth round? A: I am Batman.

Grammer is very important

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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