Q: Why was the little boy upset? A: His nose was glued to the sidewalk.

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Ever had sex while camping? It's great.

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What does the scouter say about his power level? It's over 9'000!!!!!!!!

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whats purple and savage? Barney!

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How come the man couldnt read the directions? He was reading it upside down.

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A Mexican, an Italian and an American all walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have pleasant conversation, and all return home to loving families safely and securely.

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Could switching to Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? Yes.

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it depressed me to be diagnosed with depression

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A blind man walks into a wall.

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This guys grandma comes to live with him. While shes there she has a stroke. He rushes her to the hospital and waits for her to come out of surgery. The doctor comes out and says "i got good news and bad news" The guy says " give me the bad news" the doctor says "your grandma has had a massive stroke and wont be able to go to the bathroom by herself or eat by herself, so you'll have to feed her baby food and change her Diaper for the rest of her life." So then the guy goes " well crap whats the good news" The doctor goes "Ahh im just kidding she died"

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Knock Knock Who's there? Pussy... Do you get it? Think about what you just answered.

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Why is America so great? Because the continent is really large.

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Two guys walk into a bar the third guy ducks

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♪ It's raining. It's pouring. ♪ The old man caught pneumonia and died....

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Wanna hear a joke? Denver Broncos.

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How many pancakes does it take to fill up a doghouse? None, because ice cream doesn't have bones.

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I scream. You scream. We all scream and huddle in a corner of our first grade classroom because of a masked gunman.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, he can't come anyway.

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If you are floating down main street in a canoe and your front right propeller falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a doghouse? None, because ice cream doesn't have bones

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Captchas.

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10 people walk into a bar. 6 hours later, 3 more people walk into the bar. There are now 12 people in the bar, and one corpse in the dumpster out back.

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There was a girl who was allergic to peanuts she ate peanuts and died the next day. She got hit by a bus.

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Why didn't the parakeet eat my diarrhea? I already ate it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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