A Mexican, an Italian and an American all walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have pleasant conversation, and all return home to loving families safely and securely.

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Could switching to Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? Yes.

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A blind man walks into a wall.

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it depressed me to be diagnosed with depression

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This guys grandma comes to live with him. While shes there she has a stroke. He rushes her to the hospital and waits for her to come out of surgery. The doctor comes out and says "i got good news and bad news" The guy says " give me the bad news" the doctor says "your grandma has had a massive stroke and wont be able to go to the bathroom by herself or eat by herself, so you'll have to feed her baby food and change her Diaper for the rest of her life." So then the guy goes " well crap whats the good news" The doctor goes "Ahh im just kidding she died"

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Why is America so great? Because the continent is really large.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Pussy... Do you get it? Think about what you just answered.

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♪ It's raining. It's pouring. ♪ The old man caught pneumonia and died....

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I scream. You scream. We all scream and huddle in a corner of our first grade classroom because of a masked gunman.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, he can't come anyway.

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How many pancakes does it take to fill up a doghouse? None, because ice cream doesn't have bones.

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Two guys walk into a bar the third guy ducks

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Wanna hear a joke? Denver Broncos.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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If you are floating down main street in a canoe and your front right propeller falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a doghouse? None, because ice cream doesn't have bones

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your mom is like a lowling ball, she likes to be fingered then thrown back into the gutter

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Why didn't the parakeet eat my diarrhea? I already ate it.

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There was a girl who was allergic to peanuts she ate peanuts and died the next day. She got hit by a bus.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Captchas.

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10 people walk into a bar. 6 hours later, 3 more people walk into the bar. There are now 12 people in the bar, and one corpse in the dumpster out back.

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A black man, a Jewish man, and an Indian man are all in the taxi when they were all killed in a car crash. Who was driving the car? The taxi driver.

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A man walks into a bar... "Ouch"

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What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexic Assosiation.

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How did Darth Vader make the little black boy's day? "I am your father"*heavy breath, heavy breath*

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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