- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why Did The Blond Have The Biggest Tits In The Third Grade? A. Because She Was 21

Roses are red, Violets are pretty, look at their team, Surrender at 20.

What do you call a pig that just took a bath? Clean!

Doctor, Doctor, I feel like I don't know anyone... Uh...who are you?

Why is NO ONE on Facebook when I AM?! Because you have no friends... on Facebook... ... Wow.

Susan boyle has a belly button, Simon has a belly button, Because its only normal.

what do you call a Ukrainian who eats pirogi's A walking stereotype

Why can't Hellen Keller read, write, or do anything really? Because, shes a woman.

Why did Johnny stop walking halfway to school? A fridge fell on him.

52 Prostitutes in a bar. Challenge Accepted.

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Why cant helen keller drive Because shes a woman

how do you get a girl of a swing? puch her off! how do you get her friend of a swing? throw a refridgerator at her!

nipple

Butt poop.

Miranda Cosgrove's singing career. ......Thats it. Thats the joke.

rose's are red, bananas are yellow, yo mama's so fat she jiggles like jello

Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was hungry. Thats why.

What did cancer get for Christmas? Another 6 year old boy

Knock Kock Who's there? Boo Boo who The ghost from Mario

Why was the boy sad? He had just had his legs amputated and will never walk again.

What happened when a man drove up to an escort and said "want to check my bags?" The escort replied "Certainly, sir" due to the fact the escort worked at a hotel.

A man spots Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles. He proceeds to tell his friends the story, who in turn believe him, as the story is plausible.

How do you escape prison? Kill everyone in it hen once you have escaped find their families and viciously murder them. Are they going the send you back to prison? No because you will kill everyone.

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