What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Why did little Jimmy cry when his Rolls Royce got destroyed? Because his parents were in it.

A serial killer kills a family of 5 He is never found and eventually kills himself from depression

Have you ever heard of Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

Why did the man go to jail? He abused and later murdered his spouse.

A handicapp walks into a bar

falling didnt make the difference

What is the difference between a girl and a woman? Age

Ask me If I'am a tree are u a tree? no.....

Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

a blond was walking across a river thinking how do I get across. when she saw another blond. and asked how do I get to the other side and the other said your already on the other side.

Q.whats the difference between a women's argument and a knife A. a knife has a point

What is pink and smells like red paint? Pink paint

Why did the virgin jerk until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews are productive members of society. -Canis

A black man walks into a store and buys something.

Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

"Hey, why won't you let me through?" "These tickets are fake." "No they aren't. LOOK OVER THERE!" The guard turns around, and then turns back. Minorly inconvenienced, he arrests the man immediately, upon which he is sent to jail and anally raped multiple times.

What do you call a duck In Africa ? Screwed

A man walks into a bar. The man says,"ouch, how could I have not seen the bar."

Why did the man try to lick his elbow? Because he read a chain email saying no one could lick their elbow and he wanted to see if it was true. You will probably try to do it now too.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because her dad through a fridge at her

Why was the black man escorted from the bar? Because the bartender was racist.

A black guy and a mexican guy are in a car, Who's driving. A policeman.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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