- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ever had sex while camping? It's great.

What's worse than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit. What's worse than a dead baby in a clown suit? Ten dead babies in a trash-can. What's worse than ten dead babies in a trash-can? One dead babie in ten trash-cans.

A young boy walks into a bar and asks for directions or a map. The bartender takes him into a backroom and gives him a map he just happened to have. The boy continues on his way and the bartender is happy that he did a good deed.

why couldn't randy turn on his computer? randy is blind and had mistaken his refrigerator for his computer.

Do you like impressions? Why? That's Socrates

Q: why do english soldiers have red coats? A: to cover the blood stains, so they can still lead their platoons when they are shot. why else?

There once was a man from nantucket. But he moved to California after he won the State lottery.

what does the nba stand for? Nothing But Africans

Q: Why did the boy go to the orphanage? A: His parents were dead.

Wanna hear a joke? Yes Then go on the internet and find some jokes.

There once was a man from Dundee. He got stung by an angry wasp. He put some Bactine on it. He lied down and took a rest He felt much better the next morning.

What is big and wet and smells like mushrooms? A big wet mushroom.

Why didn't the parakeet eat my diarrhea? I already ate it.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One. This task does not require over 1 person to complete.

How much cocaine has Charlie Sheen done? enough to put your health at risk

What do you call a man with a shovel through his head? Unless he was carrying ID when he died; John Doe.

Why did the chicken itch it's bum? Cause it's bum was itchy

A guy walks into a bar and orders 4 shots. The bartender promptly pulls out a gun and shoots him 4 times.

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

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What's gay and nobody likes? Ryan's combover

What goes good with coca cola? Thirst

A three and a half foot tall clown walks into a bar, it is quickly learned that he is only 8 years old and is excorted out by security.

drugs sex alcohol are as funny as AIDS

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