- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the best way to toss a salad? With a salad spinner from the home shopping network.

A hundred dollar bill falls in the middle of an intersection. Equally distanced from the bill stand a Jew, a Black, a White Supremacist and an Arab. Wouldn't it suck to be on this street? I am sure violence will ensue. Wouldn't want to be caught in the crossfire.

Back when I was your age, we had to entertain ourselves with video games and TV.

What's the difference between a cat and a dog? Dogs taste better in stews.

Roses are red, violets are blue! Damn, the florist messed up the colors again!

>posts joke >mistaken for anti-joke

What is a five letter word that sounds just like trucks? Vroom

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had places to be

what did one cupcake say to the other cupcake? nothing because they were both cupcakes.

Q. Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A. being physically disabled due to a preventable accident, thus leaving you incapable of doing activities that are easily completed by an able-bodied person

What rhymes with shuck and starts with an f flamethrower

'Knock Knock' 'Who's there?' 'My name is Boo, I'm sorry,I think I was given the wrong address, I'll be on my way now' Boo walks away from the unsuspecting person's front door and goes to the next house along in the hope of finding the house he was originally searching for.

YO MAMMA IS SO STUPID, she was recently diagnosed with severe mental retardation and will have to be cared for 24/7

How do you make a fireman cry??? Kill His Family

What's fourteen inches long and purple and can make a woman scream all night? crib death

--Knock Knock Who's there? --Banana Banana who? --Knock Knock You just said that --Sorry i have Alzheimer's

You have such a big heart (Girlfriend) The doctor's think dangerously so (Guy)

Q: why was the women out of the kitchen? A: Probably to partake in one of her many hobbies.

what do you think when you see someone throw a man with no arms and legs into the ocean? chances of survival are minimal

How can you kill someone who looks like a squirrel? With an bomb. That would kill most people.

Are you from Tenessee? I heard you were from there

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

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