- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I may have alzheimers...Thank god I dont have alzheimers

Knock Knock Who's there? Probably

Knock knock. Who's there? Come in.

Why was the man full? He ate a meal.

acualy is dolan

Why did Daphie die? I stabbed her 487 times.

You ask a German how long it takes to go from Berlin to Amsterdam. He replies, ''About four hours by tank."

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Dyeing of cancer.

What do you call a donkey that can't speak? Whatever you want to call it...I prefer to call it a donkey that can't speak!

What is worse than seeing your whole family die? Leaving your wallet on the bus.

What's a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

Why can a bird fly Because it's not a banana

A cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. Well, okay, it doesn't actually order it. It more of meows in a begging fashion and the bartender, being a kind individual, gets the lost animal a bowl of milk. But who's to argue semantics?

how do you know when an elephant been in your refridgrator The door wont close

You know whats worse than finding 3 dead children in your house? Finding 2 dead children in your house.

What did the boy with no eyes get for Christmas? Glasses

Why did the armadillo fall off the cliff?

Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive traits.

why was the panda sent to prison? he played a major roll in the bombing of 9-11

A man walks into a bakery and buys a doughnut. He then starts to drive home when he realised that he'd forgoten to eat the doughtnut and has to returne to do so.

Studies show that 95% of house fires are caused by fire.

why did arno fly away? he was a bird

Knock Knock. Go Away!

Why did your mom cross the street? She didn't. She was a home. Making me a sandwhich.

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