why did the cow eat a computer? Why? Who knows

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What do you call a homosexual in the army? A brave and honorable person who should be applauded for their service to this great nation

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your moms my other ride

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How many guys does it take to change a light bulb? Probably just one.

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what is the difference between a park bench and a black guy? the park bench is an inanamite object and doesn't have feelings

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What's the cookie monster's favorite kind of cookie? Oreos

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i like turtals and kids

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1. Why did sally fall of the swing? -because she had no arms. 2.Knock Knock -Who's there? Not sally.

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wheres binladin? at the bottom of the sea wanking over amy winehouse

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what did the dog say? dogs can't talk therefore he said nothing

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What do you call a dragon with no wings? A komodo dragon

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Knock, knock. Who's there? HIVs.

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What has the head of a lion, the body of a mule, and the penis of a seal? Nothing... what the hell did you think it was? Are you on drugs or something?

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What do you say when the cheese isn't yours? The cheese does not belong to me.

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What do you call girls that can run faster than me? Virgins

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lol

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Why wasn't the man hungry? Because he just ate a thousand almonds.

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Chantelle, I loved you, but you cheated with Johnathan from Church...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I said so.

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if bob has 400 pieces of chocolate and eats 200 chocolates how many does he have left. none he died from diabetes

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a boy walks over to the living room and shouts " happy birthday, daddy!!" the response is "i'm a cup, therefore i do not have a birthday because i am an inanimate object."

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2 tomatoes walk across a road tomato 1 gets hit by a car tomato 2 gets confused, because tomatoes don't have legs and therefore cannot "walk across a road" And furthermore, a tomato does not have a brain, and thus cannot get confused.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Earlier that morning the farmer's daughter had inadvertently left the gate to the yard open as she was preoccupied by her worry over a maths test set for that day. She hadn't studied for the test as she was still deeply distressed over her fathers recent heart attack. This, coupled with the added burden of household chores now delegated to her because her mother was out trying to get the west field prepared for sowing, had made her quite forgetful and distracted of late. Whilst several chickens escaped, only one strayed so far that it actually encountered the road facing the farm. After crossing the road and gorging itself in a soy-bean crop, the chicken was struck by a furniture remover's van as it attempted to make its way home. Several hours later the dead chicken was spotted by a Community Mental Health Worker who was doing his bi-weekly rural clinic run. The chicken, being a bantam, caught the eye of the Mental Health worker, who was a keen trout fisherman. "Cool" thought the mental health worker- "those feathers will make for excellent trout flies". He stopped and plucked a handful of the most iridescent blue, green and orange feathers and placed them in an envelope. He rolled himself a cigarette, sat on the trunk of his car and admired the clouds. "God, I love this job", he muttered to no one in particular.

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Why did the clown fall off the swing? He got shot.

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