- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did suzy fall of the swing? -she had no arms... Why couldn't she get back up? -she had no friends

Why can't Hellen Keller play hide and go seek? Because she is dead.

what goes up and down , and left and right all day without breaking a sweat? A compass, get your mind out of the gudder.

An old couple walks up to me and says, "can you take our picture? It's our 50th anniversary." I reply, "sure." Then I pull the man to the side and ask, "how do you make a relationship last so long? I can't make one last 50 days let alone years." He leans in and says, "cheat"

How do you make a chicken fly? Throw it

Why did the man die? He got shot!

If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? A testicle

What is worse than standing on a plug? finding out your family have all been killen in a horrible car crash and your neighbours daughter who happens to be your friend has cancer.

what did the black man eat for dinner? whatever his wife makes for him to eat

What dog keeps the best time? All dogs will keep reasonably good time as far as their care is concerned, if they have a stable home routine.

Why are their so many lesbians? cause they LOVE the pussy.. (Tastes soo wet and tight)

Why did the man commit suicide? Because on top of his depression, his wife had been cheating on him and his kids all died in a horrible hand-gliding mishap.

Why did the sheep cry? Because it contracted cancer

Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

if a tree falls in the forest does it make a sound? if a tree falls in the forest and it falls on a mime, does anyone care?

like this joke for a free ipod nano or a dead baby ?

i may not know where you sleep. but, i spiked your drink with sleeping pills

What time is it when you should go to the dentist? About ten minutes before whatever happens to be the time of your appointment.

Roses are red Violets are blue NO SHIT EINSTEIN!

what happened to the kid who didn't get what he wanted for his birthday? He committed suicide

Do you know what a third world bathroom smells like? Crap

What do birds need when they are sick? Most wild animals die when they are sick. However, they can sometimes be nursed back to health with special food and electrolyte solutions in special animal rehabilitation centres.

It's only racist if you consider them people.

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