- Anti Joke

why do i love my iphone because its a very versatile electronic device with many uses and i can get the anti-joke app

Did y'all see Lafell catch that pass? Neither did I

Have ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither has she.

whats black and white and red all over????? a zebra who got shot

jay hefti is so cool and alex askew is hot

Why do Eskimos build igloos? Because it is the most practical form of habitation for their climate zone, lifestyle, and availability of materials.

Your mom is so fat, it is unlikely that she will be able to survive the month without experimental liposuction and heart surgery, and even then her outlook is bleak. I am so sorry.

How come the man couldnt read the directions? He was reading it upside down.

whats purple and savage? Barney!

What does the scouter say about his power level? It's over 9'000!!!!!!!!

Ever had sex while camping? It's great.

Q: Why was the little boy upset? A: His nose was glued to the sidewalk.

Why did the cashier let the jockey off 10 cents? because he was short 10 cents

How do you make a puppy stop barking? Throw a brick at it.

you know whats funny... nothing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where was I born? Pakistan. You?

adam sucks off disabled old men for a pac of biscuits

Roses are red I have a phone,no texts me am forever alone~The Jokers

-Knock Knock ~Who's there? -It's your mother ~Go away

an ant walks into my aunt.... the ant took a dump

Roses are black, violets are black. I'm blind.

Whats black and hangs from trees in my backyard? blackberries..

Why did the girl scream? Someone shot her mom

Every time im sad, I think of a T-Rex trying to put on a hat.