- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what the difference between matthew and a retard? The retard can do math

What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

why was 6 afraid of 7 He raped him the other day

how do you decrease the unemployment figures? abolish lidle, aldi, and netto

A man adopts an orphan. He waits till the child is a teenager to tell the news. He then commits suicide as to scar the child emotionally for the rest of its life.

"I have some good news and some bad news, which do you want to hear first?" The good news. "There is no bad news." Then what's the bad news? "There is no bad news.

Where's Waldo? Six feet under.

Q: What do you call a black person with one leg? A: In modern American society, it is proper etiquette to adress somebody by their first name.

why was the blind man walking in circles? i dont know ask him yourself.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

What is pink, smelly, and sometimes gets wet? A pink sponge.

Oh yeah? Well you're as gay as this joke!

What time is it when you should go to the dentist? About ten minutes before whatever happens to be the time of your appointment.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nobody, you got ding-dong-ditched

i may not know where you sleep. but, i spiked your drink with sleeping pills

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. His death was mourned by his wife and three children who wished he would not have been so reckless.

Why is 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

What do you call A potato who is covered in red refrigerators and is known as a potato. Fallafal

Q:What Did The Man Say When He Lost His Body A:Nothing He Die. Because If You Ever Lost Your Body You Would Die...

Knock Knock Whose there? Yes I am a convicted child molester and by state law I must go door-to-door explaining the many cruel and vigorous crimes I have committed.

A teenage girl walks into a dark alley. She emerges on the other side completely unharmed.

If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? A testicle

Roses are grey Violets are gray Imma dog

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because people have encroached on it's natural habitat.

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