You know why Michael J Fox can dance like it's 1999? because he's a really good dancer.

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Little Davie was a kid with no arms and legs and one day his friends Came to his house and knocked on the door and asked for little Davie And asked if he wanted to come play baseball..Little Davie replied "I'd Love to but I have no arms or legs" his friends say we know that..We were Just needing a second base..

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Roses are red violets are blue we're stuck together like superglue roses go brown violets go darker cut the crap and the stupid laughter...I just went through a breakup

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why can't helen keller drive? Because she is deaf and blind.

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women's rights.

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How do you scare a blonde woman? Tie her up and mutilate her family while she watches.

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A man comes home from work and finds his wife in bed with his next-door neighbor. Furious, he shouts 'What's the meaning of this?!' And his wife answers 'A pronoun used to identify a specific person or thing close at hand or being indicated or experienced'.

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What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

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why was the little girl crying? because she was molested

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Why did people on a plane die? Because it crashed.

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One man's trash is another dyslexic man's shart.

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What did grandma receive for her 75th birthday? Alzheimer's.

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Two generals went for a trip, it went very well in general.

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why did the holocaust not die because black people are scared of fuck

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Get in the van.

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Billy was curious if gasoline burns, so he decided to...... .... O crap I'm late for Billy's funeral.

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Poop swing

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Why is Tom Garrick gay Answer- Because he is

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Two Jews walk into a concentration camp. One goes to work and the other one gets gassed.

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Why did Jimmy through a glass at spouse? Jimmy was an abusive husband who had a tendancy to drink too much.

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Whats worse than an oompa loompa a black midget

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What did Kim Kardashian say when she got a breast implant? DERP!

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Q: what's the difference between a human and a gorilla? A: they can both talk, apart from the gorilla

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Why was the man late for work? Because he slept in.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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