- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can you spot a blind person at a nudist colony? They might be carrying a white stick, or have a guide dog or someone to help them navigate the premises.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being taken to the slaughter house

What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage.

Knock Knock Who's there? Abbott! Abbott who? Abbott time you answered the door! The door was never answered because they did not know the person at the door.

What did one tree say to the other? "Hey Phil, how's it going?

What did johnny say when he fell down the stairs? Nothing he snapped his neck

A policeman walks into a bar. He goes inside to greet his friend who happens to be the bartender. Another man walks into the bar. This man is a regular customer and goes to the bar almost every other night. The policeman leaves and goes back on duty.

Knock knock! Who's there? Luke. Luke who? Leukemia.

An Indian man left a 20% tip after eating at the closest restaurant to him

hi do you like guitars? cool i dont

Why is Obama the Antichrist? Salad.

Q:what has two legs and bleeds A: a dog cut in half

Haikus are awesome, but sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Wanna hear a joke? 9-11

Whats black and hangs from trees in my backyard? blackberries..

an ant walks into my aunt.... the ant took a dump

-Knock Knock ~Who's there? -It's your mother ~Go away

Why did the girl scream? Someone shot her mom

Roses are black, violets are black. I'm blind.

why do i love my iphone because its a very versatile electronic device with many uses and i can get the anti-joke app

Did y'all see Lafell catch that pass? Neither did I

Every time im sad, I think of a T-Rex trying to put on a hat.

Why was the little boy screaming? He was going down a steep drop on a roller coaster.

Your mom is so fat, it is unlikely that she will be able to survive the month without experimental liposuction and heart surgery, and even then her outlook is bleak. I am so sorry.

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