- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses? Because they often have to interact with violent and distrustful criminals.

knock knock piss off

"33"

If she is under the age of 18 years old and is identified by your state as a minor, shes too young for you bro.

How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagon? 2 in the front seat, 3 in the back.... and that's it because the holocaust never happened.

Why was the blonde sent to prison? Well there could be a number of reasons, but I for one do not know this specific blonde so I can not help you.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

A gay guy and a blind man walk into a bar. It's a gay bar. The blind man is also gay.

What do you call a hard working black man? A hard working black man.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck at poetry, show me your tits!

Two fish are swimming and hit a cement wall. One fish says Dam.

A man walks into a bar. The bar is closed and the man is a thief. The police are promptly called in fear that the situation may become increasingly dangerous.

What did the business man say to the homeless person? Get a job

What is the definition of a "crying shame"? Very similar to the definition of a shame, but moreso.

What's the difference between jam and jelly? Jam is slightly more viscous and may contain bits of fruit.

Womens rights !

Why did the dog stop barking. It was given a good reason to.

-Hey I know something funnier than 24, ---What? -25! Hey I know something funnier than 25. ---What? -The Holocaust!

There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all walk into a bar. Because, often, friends go out together in social situations.

What did the camera man say when the actor took off his pants? Why did you take off your pants?

What is translucent and smells like a carrot ? A translucent carrot.

What's black and bleeding? Who cares?

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Just kidding! Stephen Hawking doesn't drink.

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