- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you wake up your friend in a reasonable manor? you beat the shit out of him

elen degeneres is straight....

What's funnier than 24? 9/11

What do you call a dog with no legs? Max

how do you decrease the unemployment figures? abolish lidle, aldi, and netto

What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

why was 6 afraid of 7 He raped him the other day

Why did the black girl and white guy have sex? Because they were both sexually attracted to each other.

Whats the difference between a black guy and a white guy They both have different skin color

What's similar between my butthole and shampoo? They both smell good, except for by butthole.

Do dead Elves know it's Xmas ?

There where ducks sitting in the bath One Duck truns to the other an says "could you pass me the soap" The other duck truns and replies "dont call me toast"

what do you call dominic rolling down a hill?

A man walks up to another man and asks what time it is. He then replies " It's 2:00" The man then pulls out a sandwich and eats it

(for comedians) I went to a coffee shop the other day. I ordered a coffee then sat down. Behind me there were two people talking. I didn't eves drop because it's impolite so I drank my coffee and left.

what the difference between matthew and a retard? The retard can do math

I swear to drunk officer I'm not god.

i may not know where you sleep. but, i spiked your drink with sleeping pills

Oh yeah? Well you're as gay as this joke!

What time is it when you should go to the dentist? About ten minutes before whatever happens to be the time of your appointment.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nobody, you got ding-dong-ditched

Q: What do you call a black person with one leg? A: In modern American society, it is proper etiquette to adress somebody by their first name.

"I have some good news and some bad news, which do you want to hear first?" The good news. "There is no bad news." Then what's the bad news? "There is no bad news.

Where's Waldo? Six feet under.

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