- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Sidney Crosby comes face-to-face with Alex Ovechkin. The Penguins were playing the Capitals.

What did your last slave die of? Terminal Cancer

Why did the white guy sit on the bench while the black guys were playing basketball? His mother was calling, and his AP scores were coming in that day. Those scores were important to him.

What do you call a hot underaged girl. off limits i am her father.

Why was the Black Panther upset? Because racial tensions were high in the 60s.

How old are you like 10? Im 11 so shut the fuck up

Whats the difference between a Corvette and a dead bag of babies. -there's not a Corvette in my garage

how many birds did chuck norris kill with one stone? one.

Why did the woman start crying? She didn't have woman's rights... That's right, get back in the kitchen

Knock knock. Racism.

Q: What did the Jewish man find when he turned on his shower? A: gas

How come little billy couldn't ride a tricycle? Because he was born without legs due to a rare disease and therefore can't pedal.

Whats worse then getting hit by a truck? Getting hit by a turkey!

Why doesn't Michael J. Fox drive a stick shift? He was raised in an urban area and was only taught to maneuver with vehicles that shifted automatically.

Why did the blind man cross the road? To end the suffering of a lifetime illness.

I dont hate you Lets just say if you were on fire and i had water id drink it

What do you call a man who is walking into walls and poles? A blind man who really needs your help.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Doctor: Knock, Knock Woman: Who's there? Doctor: Interrupting Doctor Woman: Interupt- Doctor: You have cancer

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

What do you call a man with 3 arms, 6 ears, 9 fingers, and a red clown nose? His name.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

What's the best part of having sex with a twelve year old? Watching them cry when they prosecute against you.

Why are all Asians smart? Not all of them are, Asians are stereotypically smart because their parents most likely grew up in an under-developed country and want their children to be successful because they don't want their children to experience what they did.

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