Why are Asians so good at mathematics? Practice.

Q: Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice for two hours? A: Because she was dead.

<3 ... it looks more like scissors than a heart...

Did you hear about the man who thought his wife was trying to kill him? He's dead.

Q:Why did suzie fall off the swing A:She had no arms

What's red and screams? A peeled baby in a bag of salt.

ME NAME IS JEFF

What's funnier then 24... The Holocost

Hey i just met u And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met u

If E = cos[(6x+8) + 5x!] + tan(90-X)^2, and x = 137/43, what is E? The fifth letter of the alphabet.

What is funnier than onion gravy? Mushroom gravy.

Why did the boy cry? Because he had a frog stapled to his face. Why did the boy cry harder? Because it queefed in the boys mouth.

What did the kid say when his parents were killed? Nothing. He's a vegetable

wheres binladin? at the bottom of the sea wanking over amy winehouse

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

How did the magician make his assistant disappear? He killed her and then cremated her body

Have you ever seen Ethiopian food? No, neither have Ethiopians.

Knock knock. Who's there? Shut up.

I couldn't afford a hair cut... So i contracted cancer.

How old is Batman? Old enough to be a bat.

your mumma so fat she stepped on the weight scales and it says to be continued

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

Knock knock Come in

Knock. Knock. Who's there? lettuce lettuce who? Lett-uce be friends

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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