What do you call a stupid anti-joke? Stupid.

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Knock knock What?

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Wh did Steve Jobs invent the iPhone? Because he was smart.

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What's black, white and red all over? Nothing, I'm colourblind.

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A man walks into a bar, sits down and the bartender comes over and asks him what he wants to drink. The man replies, "Carrot Juice."

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My mother-in-law fell down a stairway. I turned to my wife and said “Call an ambulance!!”

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you ever hear the joke about the rabbi, the pope and an elephant? No? well its a good one...

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Little old lady. Little old lady who? Little old lady who got hit by a bus.

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How do you fit four gays on a barstool? You turn it upside down

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What happened when the little girl said Bloody Mary 3 times in the dark? - She got her head smashed in the mirror, all of her intestines were neatly ripped out and was stabbed to death with No.2 mechanical pencils. Then her parents came home from dinner to find their daughter brutally killed in her own room. They notified police, opened a case and gave up after 12 years of searching for her killer. Both parents cried for the amount of years their daughter had been gone and they both decided to kill each other. The father raped the mom while slitting the back of her neck that led to her head being detached. Then the father left his pick up truck running and through his head toward the engine, which didn't really work. So he went back inside and watched Three and A Half Men.

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I really did not understand the chapter. Is there anyway I can meet with you at a later time to discuss what I did wrong?

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What did the heart surgeon say to the brain surgeon? We are both surgeons

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When a suicide-bomber went to heaven what did Allah give him apart from 72 virgins? 72 mothers in law.

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did u hear the one about helen keler neather did she

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This is the worst anti-joke on the entire site. Just look at all the thumbs down!

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There is a man who is half black half Jewish. He walking up a hill really fast. What happens to him? Answer: The Jewish side of his body will fall off and the black side will walk away.

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What do you say to a black man on the street? Hello.

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a man i knew who was a real jerk was about to drive home drunk. i was trying to stop him, but then he punched me in the face. i let him through. he died that night. i texted him all the way

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What did Madeline McCann get for Christmas? Nothing she's dead.

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what did the shark do when he died.....

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whats more annoying than being raped by a giant scorpian? finding out that half the anti-jokes are terrible

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why did the child fail to make his bed? because he has downs syndrome and he is incapable of participating in everyday activities.

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Are you from Jamaica? 'Cause you're making me crazy! Are you from Haiti? I'm really sorry about all the disaster that's been happening there.

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Reading books

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