- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A plane crashed in the border of mexico and USA. Where do you bury the survivors? tell me in the thing bellow

whats worse than 8 babies nailed to a tree? nothing but oca mom is going to be pissed that her kids are nailed to a tree

Who could be happier than a kid at a candyshop? A necrophiliac in a morgue

Why did the black man cross the road? Black people don't exist.

What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

An asian man and his friend walk into a bar. They both order a few drinks and drink them responsibly. They then pay for their drinks, and drive home to their loving families.

What battle did Napoleon die in? His last one.

A jewish man, a black man, and a redhead walk into an electronics store. Because they work there.

knock knock who's there no one

Q: What do you call a half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building? A: A half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building.

Why can't Hellen Keller read, write, or do anything really? Because, shes a woman.

What's brown and dirty? Dirt.

we sat at the table and began to say graceme my sister, me and my mom we bowed our heads and closed our eyes and said grace we lifted our heads and opend our eyes and the food was gone my mom was gone and the chocolate in my pocket was gone (i wonder who did it lol)

Why was the man reading various news articles on the Internet at 2:21 in the morning? Because at that time he could not sleep. Which meant he tried to find something else to fill his time up with.

what's the difference between a dog and a sheep? one's a dog and the other isn't.

Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will cause me to develop a drinking problem.

a fish swimming in the water swims

What do you call cheese that is not yours? The fact that you do not own the cheese doesnt change its name

Me: Want to hear a funny joke? Person: What? Me: Women's Right.

I was watching this one episode of mighty morphin' power rangers ......and i realized i got trapped in the 90's.... THANK YOU BOOTLEG TIME MACHINE FROM .....EBAY......it's always ebay.....

how do you make time fly? throw a clock out a window.

What crime does a tree commit in order to be sent to prison? Trees on.

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