- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many Mexicans does it take to fix a light bulb? One, a Mexican can fix any thing.

Three men are all in a car park and they all want the same parking spot. As it turns out, it was a trolley bay

Why does Sally sell sea shells down by the sea shore? To support her growing crack addiction that is ruining Sally's and Sally's families lives

Two cows are in a field. One says to the other, "are you worried about this mad cow disease that's going around?" The other replies, "I'm not worried - I'm a squirrel."

roses are red, violets are blue.

Im thinking of a very long word..... L O N G

Why shouldn't you drink and drive? Because you might hit a bump and spill your drink.

An English man walks into a pub.

What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded

if you dont like sponge bob refrences.......... THEN DOLPHIN NOISE* you

How many women does it take to arrange my new Ethan Allen furniture? Just one, I was told it was divorce present. She took it with her.

What's the difference between a taxidermist and an astronomer ? They have a different job.

What did the sheep say when he broke a leg? Nothing, sheeps can't talk.

Wanna here a good joke?

There's a god, just kidding.

text your mom saying you need help, then turn on vibrate and shove the phone up your ass.

A nun with shoes on walks into a bar with her husband.

I can't hear music. I am a sentence.

Two Drunks walk out of a bar. They look down an alley and see a dog licking his balls. The first drunk says" Man, I wish I could do that." The second guy replies " Well you better pet him first."

What's made of wood and has an eraser? a 2x4 i lied about the eraser.

Roses are red, violets are blue i've got a gun, pointing at you

What's a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

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