- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the two doctors say to each other? We are both doctors.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There I no road.

Have you ever heard the story of Mikey Braford? Every morning when he was little, his father would fill a gym sock with nickels and beat him with it. Mikey has severe attachment disorder and frequent suicidal thoughts.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has Stevie

What did the blind boy get for Christmas? The same toys from last year.

a guy walked into my house and asked "why do you do the beep test every arvo?" i suddenly replied, im matt minors i get chicks

what'd one jew say to the other jew? i cant eat this its ham. (sounds better when said with disappointed jew voice)

Q. Whats green jumps up and down and then red? A.A frog in a mixer

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was being deporting because he over stayed his visa and is now an illegal immigrant

Why did the surfer surf in the ocean without a surfboard? Either he was mentally challenged, simply dreaming, a fish, or most likely did not have a surfboard.

Why did my brother drive the speed limit? Because it's the law

A man walks into a bar, has a drink, pays the bartender, and leaves.

What player wears number 8 and plays for liverpool? Steven Gerrard

Let me tell you this really funny Dane Cook joke.

Q:What Did The Man Say When He Lost His Body A:Nothing He Die. Because If You Ever Lost Your Body You Would Die...

A: Ask me if I'm a tree. Q: Are you a tree? A: No.

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What's worse than being a ginger? Being a soulless ginger

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Why was the little boy screaming? He was going down a steep drop on a roller coaster.

What did the Lightning Bolt say to the Thunder Cloud? WATTSup?

Why does Sally sell sea shells down by the sea shore? To support her growing crack addiction that is ruining Sally's and Sally's families lives

Two cows are in a field. One says to the other, "are you worried about this mad cow disease that's going around?" The other replies, "I'm not worried - I'm a squirrel."

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