Scenario- A wedding while skydiving. Problem- The groom lost his parachute. Question- Who stole it? Hint- The Maid of Honor didn't have one either, but he had one on his body when he hit the ground. Answer- The mailman, but he died of old age.

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Q: What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? A: A funeral.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven. Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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yo mama so fat that when she jumped on her tempurpedic mattress the wine did spill

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Why didnt john feel like fis n chips? he had a bus stuck up his ars

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A man goes to the doctor and is told, "you have cancer." He then spends his last days writing a bucket list, but losing his leg in a wood chipper before he could complete a single item on his list

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Why was Sally rolling in the grass? She was on fire.

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What did the boy do when he got an F on his English paper? -Laughed.

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Grammer is very important

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What was the mentally challenged kids first word? He was retarded so it wasn't a word.

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A man walked into a bar. He sustained a mild concussion and a brusied pelvis

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why did the chicken cross the road?... it actually didn't

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I like colin but not as much as apple

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Knock Knock Who's there? the mailman.

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What's worse than losing a board game? Cannibalism.

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Q Why was the boy sad A he wasnt sad he was dead and therefore had no emotional feelings

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Q. Why do Italian men have mustaches? A. So they can look like their mothers.

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you know whats funny... nothing.

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Someone stole my cookie from the cookie jar! So I bought another cookie.

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was michael jackson black or white? how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie poop? the world will never know

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And love is, bein' the owner of a company that makes rape whistles and even though you started the company with good intentions trying to reduce the rate of rape, now you don't wanna reduce it at all cuz if the rape rate declines you'll see an equal decline in whistle sales. Without rapists, who's gonna buy your whistles? Who's gonna buy your whistles? Love is all about whistles.

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What do you call a sheep on a trampoline? Disorientated.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Nothing, he also had no parents.

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An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then transported by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their eventual mass execution.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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