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If dropped from the same height, which hits the ground first an apple or a baby? the apple because the baby has a rope tied around its neck

A man is in the desert and he finds a lamp, he rubs the lamp and out comes a genie! The genie says "I can grant your three wishes, for releasing me from the lamp" The man says "I wish I didn't have AIDS".

can people thumb up the evil dead statment below please... its important to me. (and the cup joke below) thanks people , ur great.

Why did the plane crash. its pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did the Russian scientist say to the British scientist when he saw two black guys enter a strip club? "Two black guys entered the strip club"

What did the pedophile get for christmas? He was raped by a gorilla

What did little Timmy get his grandmother for Christmas? A coffin

Why did John fall down the stairs? Because John is a paraplegic and there wasn't a sufficient wheelchair ramp at his access.

Roses are Grey Violets are Grey I'm Color Blind F*CK

Knock Knock. Who's there? Mark Mark who? Mark Jennings. Oh hey, Mark, come in.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

Why did Susan fall out a tree? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan

donald................duck for president

How many dead babes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? its not possible because there all dead

What worse than the holocaust? Danny's.

Roses are red, Violets are blue...........Im wearing socks

I am nobody Nobody is perfect Therefore, I am perfect

Row row row your boat Right to KFC Put some kool-aid in your cup And toast to you and me

You know what they say about a guy with big feet? He wears large socks and has big shoes.

Have you ever seen Ethiopian food? No, neither have Ethiopians.

Your mother is so fat when she jumps she comes backs down.

Why didn't God show up to Jesus' bar mitzvah? Because he doesn't exist.

If dropped from the same height, which hits the ground first an apple or a baby? the apple because the baby has a rope tied around its neck

A man is in the desert and he finds a lamp, he rubs the lamp and out comes a genie! The genie says "I can grant your three wishes, for releasing me from the lamp" The man says "I wish I didn't have AIDS".

can people thumb up the evil dead statment below please... its important to me. (and the cup joke below) thanks people , ur great.

Why did the plane crash. its pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did the Russian scientist say to the British scientist when he saw two black guys enter a strip club? "Two black guys entered the strip club"

What did the pedophile get for christmas? He was raped by a gorilla

What did little Timmy get his grandmother for Christmas? A coffin

Why did John fall down the stairs? Because John is a paraplegic and there wasn't a sufficient wheelchair ramp at his access.

Roses are Grey Violets are Grey I'm Color Blind F*CK

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