What did the cat say to the dog? Nothing, animals are in capable of formal cumunication.

what's blue and goes blub blub? a blue blub blub

What's black, white and red all over? A nun in a blender

Q: Why are black people afraid of Chainsaws? A: Because it could kill them as it could any other individual.

Q: Why is Santa's sack so big? A: Because he only cums once a year

why did the man beat his wife because he was mean

Roses are red, viotels are blue. God made me pretty, what happened to you?

What's red and green and goes 100 mph? A fast car that's painted red and green...

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had herpes.

<3 ... it looks more like scissors than a heart...

Why are Asians so good at mathematics? Practice.

why did suzy drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock! who's there? not suzy.

What's worse than finding a worm in you apple? The holocaust.

Give me thumbs up!

Knock Knock Who's there? F F who? F you.

*Knock knock! "Who's there?" "Jehovah's witness" .....

Q: What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? A: A dog

Dylan Hodge fingered himself. Hah.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs. A pharmisict.

Queens Park rangers

poo

Why did Helen Keller always ride in the passenger seat? so she could SUCK THE DRIVERS D!CK!!!!!!!!!

What do you get when you mix a dog with a pool table? I don't know.

go up to some one and say "i told you it would happen" with a straight face and walk away. it should cause a LOT of confusion.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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