what do you call a black man at a school. coach.

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The blondes on the opposite part of the lake is a pretty good joke

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What does a pelican and a taxman have in common? Both are bipedal, both are carbon-based lifeforms that procreate by DNA replication, both in all probablility eat fish, both have survival instinct, both require fresh water for hydration, both have five senses; vision, hearing, touch, taste and smell, both are capable of at least limited cognition, and both can turn aggressive when provoked.

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What did the blind man say to the deaf man? -Nothing, he doesn't know sign language.

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What did the black guy do to his neighbor's car while he was away? Wash it for a for as a favor.

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roses are head mydick is blue i live in somolia and i killed all the jews

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How can you tell if a substance is an acid or a base just by looking at it? You can't. pH or Litmus paper would be necessary in order to determine whether a substance is an acid or a base.

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What's better than Jack Daniels? Jack Daniels Jr.

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What's better than being in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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weston cage

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? He didn't either.

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have AIDS, now so do you.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind

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What's worse than the holocaust? I'm a zebra so what is the holocaust.

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Joke.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey

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knock knock who's there Alec Baldwin I just raped your children ..........

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How do you silence a barking dog? You rip out its vocal cords.

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Have you seen the new Spiderman movie yet? No, Uncle ben hasn't seen it either.

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oh no, i've lost my tractor

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Why did the black guy jump over the fence ? The holocost.

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Q: whats big gray and cant swim A: a castle

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A man walks into a bar... who cares what happens after that Charlie Sheen is winning and Osama Bin Laden is dead

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