- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who keeps knocking on the wall? My neighbors have sex a lot.

After finishing reading this sentence, read it again and you might or might not realise that there is a secret subliminal message in this sentence making you do something later tonight. Can you spot it?

Roses are red Violets are blue I like to slap hookers

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Peaches eat leaches, that is why sneaches live on beaches.

What did the woman say when she lost her purse? Where's my purse?

What did the skateboarder do when he was trying to do an ollie kickflip 360 and tailslide on a rail and dismount heelflip to manual? He fell

Why did Margret eat the banana? She was hungry.

Why did the pedophil go to church? To rape small children.

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Why do people eat babies? Because they're delicious.

Why did the guy get hit by a bus? He walked out into traffic.

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? No Neither did she

What's worse than losing the remote Finding it in your ass hole

What did Helen Keller say when she got raped? Stop raping me.

Wanna hear a joke? Me to.

How many light bulbs does it take to screw a blonde? She said she can do 3

What's black, dangerous and sits in a tree ? A crow, with a machine gun !

A man walks into the bar and ask the bartender for a shot of vodka. He drinks the vodka.

Hello, I'm David and I just stabbed my aunt in the eye. Just kidding, my name isn't David. That was an Aunt Eye(anti) joke.

you: "hey, is your refrigerater running?" random, confusded individual: "yeah" you: "oh."

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