- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do women wear perfume and makeup? Because they smell bad and are ugly.

What did little Jimmy say when he saw a group of dancing blue penguins dressed as cannibal clowns with saucers on their head ? "What the f*ck"

How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke her face

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Your mumma is so fat she was mistaken for an opera singer in a quite awkward confrontation. she was embarrassed and walked out crying

A dog walks into a bar. the owner of the bar didn't allow animal in his bar and he helped the dog outside again

If life throws you melons, you might be dyslexic..

"What is the sound of one hand clapping?" "I'm not quite sure, but your on fire."

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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i want justin beiber to release more albums so that i can not buy them

Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window, at the 122th floor of a skyskraper.

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Sometimes I fantasize about having sexual relations with Oprah Winfrey. Sometimes I don't.

Why does Santa Clause say Ho Ho Ho? He has Tuberculosis.

whats big, black and red all over? My mom when its that time of the month

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If life gives you lemons ask where they came from.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says,"Why the long face?" The horse replies,"I have terminal cancer."

Knock, Knock Who's there? Anti-Joke Delivery Service. Oh, just leave it by the door.

There was a little girl who went on a walk. She was about 8 years old. An old green stationwagon pulled up to the little girl. He said,"Need a ride?" She shook her head and climbed in. 2 weeks later she was found dead in a ditch. She was raper and murdered

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An Asian walks into a bar, but the bartender asks him to leave the bartender replies "we're closing soon" but he secretly harbored racist views that he had not yet come to terms with and was deeply ashamed of.

What do you call a room full of Jews? A gas chamber.

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