- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what has small feet? a human being with a tiny proximity of feet matter.

How can you tell if someones gay? You ask them.

Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they're ugly and they stink.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had died.

'Knock Knock' 'Who's there?' 'My name is Boo, I'm sorry,I think I was given the wrong address, I'll be on my way now' Boo walks away from the unsuspecting person's front door and goes to the next house along in the hope of finding the house he was originally searching for.

What did the blind football player say to his coach? I cant see

What did the little girl do with her puppy? She killed it.

how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

A man walks into work and massacres 20 due to a mental illness.

JAMIE STEGMAN IS A MASSSIVE DERP Jess Pots. YOUR A NOOB

Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

How do you make a homeless person cry? cut an onion in front of him.

Hey you wanna hear a joke? Sure! Well first, do you want part of my sandwich? No thanks.........Are you going to tell your joke? Joke? Um sure. I didn't know I was telling one. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Would you like part of my sandwich?

Q:whats comes back to life and says RAR A;jesus

what has 2 legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

Printing billions of counterfeit dollars...in ones.

wheres binladin? at the bottom of the sea wanking over amy winehouse

What's the difference between a Green Grocers and Fighter pilot! One flys a plane and one sells food.

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

What does a camel wear at war? Camelflage

Why did the little boy drown? He was stapled to a whale.

what did the black man say to the white girl? He respectfully asked her out on a date and theyve been happily dateing ever since.

A: Hey ask me if Im a fire truck? B: Are you a Fire Truck? A: No why would you ask that?

Emergency call: - Please help, my little son swallowed a condom! 5 minutes later - It is ok, I found another one.

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