What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

How do you make sushi if you are a fish? Commit suicide and sell yourelf to a sushi resturant!

I like it in the butt. - Tyler James Nehring. Call me if you want to give me the d. 863-670-1547

What's a pirate's favorite school subject? Pirate math.

Why did the egg crossed the road? If X = chicken and C = the speed of light, then 2 to the power of the road which is 12 feet across times X/C = egg

hi do you like guitars? cool i dont

What did one tree say to the other? "Hey Phil, how's it going?

How many average men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

Whis a racist rapist etter than a non-racist rapist? less women getting raped

Q:what has two legs and bleeds A: a dog cut in half

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

What's the square root of 6739472? Who gives a f***?

Romans rights.

Ya know what's sad? You can only submit one dislike on this website.

What did the the boy get from his grandma for Christmas. Nothing. she died a week ago.

Justin Bieber got laid

Roses are black, violets are black. I'm blind.

an ant walks into my aunt.... the ant took a dump

-Knock Knock ~Who's there? -It's your mother ~Go away

What's big, black and hard to swallow? A bowling ball.

What's green and blue that is shaped like the earth? The earth

Hey, guess what? What? Dammit!

A mexican pedophile stalks a child home. He molests him.

What is something you would not normally find in a china cabinet? Japan

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