What did the Carbon atom say to the Oxygen atom? Nothing, basic elements are incapable of speech. It requires a culmination of many atoms to form a living human capable of speaking to another human.

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A bear walked into a bar, unfortunately there were no survivors.

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wow such mark very mark many mark so mark

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four little monkeys jumping on the bed... one fell of and bumped his head... mama called the doctor and the doctor said... im calling child protection services.

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Why wasn't there an elevator in the rainforest? The rainforest is not capable of managing an elevator because an elevator does in fact require an energy source which is also not capable in a rainforest. The rainforest is filled with animals and is not filled with humans which would make having an elevator in the rainforest useless because the main use of an elevator is to transport humans. The animals in the rainforest would not be able to operate the elevator because using an elevator for them would be advance while humans using elevators is second nature.

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Q: why do english soldiers have red coats? A: to cover the blood stains, so they can still lead their platoons when they are shot. why else?

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Howdid we get copper piping we put a Pennie between two Jules

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A man walks into a bra. Bra kills him...

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Roses are black, violets are black. I'm blind.

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Are you from Tennesse because my uncle grew up there and I was wondering if you knew him.

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What is brown and sticky? Syrup.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey was a dead. Don't you dare laugh. Asshole.

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Why couldn't the black guy enter the room? He was too large to fit through the doorway therefore he turned around and left

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How many 1 ft dwarfs does it take to climb up a 55 ft ladder? Only one. It's just a ladder. All you gotta do is climb up it.

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Why didn't God show up to Jesus' bar mitzvah? Because he doesn't exist.

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How many Ethiopian's can you fit in a bathtub? As many as you want, they'd all fall down the drain. JimBoto

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If your uncle helped you off An horse, would you help your uncle jack off an horse?

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A man walks into a bar, he begins drinking and returns home visably drunk. His family disowns him as he is a recovering alchoholic who was three months sober.

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Hey I just met you, and this is Crazy, but I think I Love You, so have my baby! ;)

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a house. A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Hey we just met And this is crazy But my name's Kony And I stole your baby

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whats the difference between a pizza and a jew? Pizza is not human, Jewish people are.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is bigger.

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How do you talk to a mentally challenged person? You use words in a sequential order that would make sense grammatically

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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