There was a Mexican, a Chinese, and an American on a plane. The Mexican threw down a sack of beans, the Chinese threw down a sack of rice, and the American threw down a bomb. The plane landed. When the three passengers stepped out of the plane, they were hungry.

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what do you do when a baby screams? shake it.

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, and it's destroying he's family

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What did santa say to the little girl on Christmas Eve? Santa isn't real, but pedophiles are.

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A man opens his refrigerator and takes out a can of soda. He returns back to his living area and continues watching television.

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Why did my cat die? I drowned it in the bath.

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

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I like my women like I like my coffee. Without a penis.

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A: Knock Knock. B:Who's there? A: The IRS and Child Protective Services

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Roses Are Red Violets are blue A face like yours belong in a zoo Don't worry ill be there too Not in the cage but laughing at you

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roses are grey violets are grey im colorblind but your face is still black!!!

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whats funnier than a penguin playing a banjo? i don't know because I've never seen one and probably never will because it is a highly improbable event.

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Every 60 seconds in Africa.... A minute passes.

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roses are red violets are blue your baby has down syndrome

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why did the girl cross the road ? to get run over by a flee of running cows

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when the doctor asked him why he was sad andreas replyd i have a small penis and drew and devin keep making me drop the soap

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What do Micheal Jackson and Niel Armstrong have in common? Armstrong did the earthwalk on the moon and Jackson F#$%ed little boys in the butt.

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knock knock who's there? roses are red, violets are blue, i shit in a bag and now its in flames on your porch

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A baby seal walked into a club.

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Yo mamas so fat, that I need a new pair of sunglasses.

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What do you do when your dishwasher isn't working? Beat it senseless, and then tell your wife you need a new one.

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Why did the baker have brown hands: Because he was black

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I'm tired of your blind jokes, I just don't see the humor in them........

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