why was the little girl afraid of the dark because she was brutally raped in the dark when she was 4.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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What's worse than your mom finding out she has AIDS? After she found out she had AIDS she stormed out of the hospital and got run over by a bus.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, trains.

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sexual intercourse.

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The King stands next to a pole. The King goes away, the pole stays there.

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What did polyvore say to wanelo? Nothing They are apps

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A black guy and a white guy walk into a bar, they were both unemployed and blowing their savings on their alcohol addictions

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Bob- yo mammas soo fat tha.. Joe- I know...

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What do the pope and an orange have in common? They're both fruits. Except for the pope.

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What is Green and taste like an apple? An Apple

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Roses are red, violets are blue Most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

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Did you hear about the circus fire? It was intense

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ROB SNIEDER ISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS A CAARRRRROT! rated pg-13

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My cat used to be afraid of storms. But now it's dead.

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You might be a redneck if you spent all day in the sun without sunscreen.

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what do you call a cow? A cow

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What's worse than repeating holocaust jokes? Repeating the holocaust.

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What is the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first one to walk on the moon... and Michael Jackson molested little children.

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Q: What did William Wallace say to Beyonce after Taylor Swift's performance? A: Nothing, because William Wallace has been dead for some time now.

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What did Osama Bin Laden say to Hitler? Nothing. Hitler died many years ago now and he was in no position of power during Bin Laden's reign of terror due to the fact that he was already dead. Therefore it is impossible that they could have had any sort of conversation. But now Bin Laden is dead as well. HIGH FIVE!!!!!!!

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Why did the pirate fall off his ship? He got pushed off by another pirate

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Shoes, socks, and mittens.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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