Joe Paterno dosn't walk into a police station.-South Park

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Roberto: Did you watch that WNBA game tonight?!? Will: No Roberto: Me either

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What did the blind boy get for christmas? harry potter transcribed in braille so he could enjoy such a magical world like the rest of us

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being shot repeatedly in the chest.

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Doctor, people always laught at me at work! :( What do you do for a living? I am a comedian...

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How many lemons does it take to fix a lightbulb Lemons can't fix lightbulbs as the don't have a mind,heart or any limbs.Think about that crap.

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Why doesn't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead

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JUSTIN BIEBER IS A FAG

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Three men sit at a bar. A clown walks in, so the first man says, "Oh, what fresh hell is this?", gets up and leaves. Then a fairy flies in, so the second man says, "Aw, hell no!", gets up and leaves. So the third man was alone with the fairy and clown.

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*Knock knock* Who's there? *Silence* (The person knocking is deaf)

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Kanye West walks into a bar. As he is a very popular celebrity, he is recognized instantly. The patrons mob him, asking for pictures and autographs. He is in a pleasant humour that evening, so he indulges them. Some laughs are had, he buys lots of drinks, and takes home two beautiful women. Such is the life of a celebrity. ...but that still doesn't make him happy.

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An Irishman walked out of a bar. A Frenchman was polite. An Englishman had beautiful teeth.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is black.

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What did I write on this website? This antijoke.

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-I once had a dog with no legs, and do you know how I named him? -...? -I didn't name him, he wouldn't come...

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Why was the black man eating a banana? Because bananas are an excellent source of potassium.

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Why did Jake not get on the bus? Answer: Because Jake is a dog. Dogs are not allowed on the bus.

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Why did the girl die? She read Twililght

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Bryce Harlan and I are close friends Love, Pete K

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually 6 wasn't afraid of 7 because numbers have are not living things, therefore have no consciousness or emotions, meaning that numerical digits can not have a fear or be afraid of another number.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? George. George Who? George Smith.

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what do you do when a baby screams? shake it.

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