I believe that as long as we do not change, as we decide to believe in ourselves and use our strength and potential, all that is left, is to see which side fate favors. Maybe we are meant to survive trough our strength and belief in ourselves and each other, or maybe we are, or will eventually end up as the last people of our kind, and fade away from life, proving that those that trust in the corrupt, where better than us. Suddenly I feel so alone.

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So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? *smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it*

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Q: What's funny about prostitution? A: Nothing. It's a widely misunderstood profession.

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Why wasn't the woman in the kitchen? Because she was in the living room.

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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A man opens his refrigerator and takes out a can of soda. He returns back to his living area and continues watching television.

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What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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What's the difference between an elephant and I?Our mass.

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The chicken hesitated to cross the road. It pondered endlessly on the ramifications of not crossing the road, the future jokes that would never have been made. So it crossed the road with no real purpose for others to come up with unique ideas. Just kidding there is no proof that chickens have ever existed. There is proof that Barack Obama is a woman, however.

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How do you make a baby spin? Put it in a blender and turn it on.

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Q. Why can’t a teacher lift weights? A. Because, most teachers are women and most women do not enjoy It.

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a man walks out of his home and into a bar PLOT TWIST! he is a chicken

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A black man and a Mexican fall off a cliff, who dies first? They both die from hitting sharp rocks at the bottom crushing their skulls, so it doesn't matter its just really sad.

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What the black guy say to the Jew during the blizzard? I think it's snowing.

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my president is black, my lambo's blue, $14,400,000,000,000 national debt

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A man walks out of a bar followed by the people he came with because they just announced "last call". The man is the designated driver for the night.

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Society.

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I've got a fever and the only cure is ibuprofen.

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Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station..

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the farmer cross the road? To pick up the dead chicken

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What is the oppisite of water? Dry!

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why did the lady take anti depressants? because she was depressed

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An englishman, irish-man and a scotsman walk into a bar. Englishman orderds a pint of becks, Irishman a guiness and the Scot a whiskey. Everything is absolutely fine and nothing of even remote interest happens.

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Why can't Sally ride her bike? Because Sally is eight months old and doesn't even understand what a bike is.

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