Baking a cake can be very hard and stressful, just like beating a slut with an axe.

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what would be worse then 9/11 and the holocaust? -if the twin towers fell on a concentration camp

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knock knock who's there? bell bell who? bellend

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What does the Cookie Monster eat? Nothing. The Cookie Monster is not a living, sentient being and does not require sustenance to live.

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what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing you already told her twice

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A baby walks into a bar, the whole bar applaudes for the baby boy who just took his first steps.

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Moves Like AJgger- Marron 5

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Why did Suzy's neck hurt? Because it was broken

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Person 1: You have something on your head Person 2: What? Where? What is it? Person 1: Hair

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What's worse than being a Packer Fan? Walking around with cheese on your hea... oh, wait....

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What do call a black piano player? A pianist.

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Why did the boy have no friends? Because he was autistic.

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400 asian people walked in a bar

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Why wasn't the bat nocturnal? It was dead.

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Why Does God Hate Gays? He Doesent, God Does Not Exist.

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It's a bird! No it's a plane! No you idiots, it's only a cloud.

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Q: What do you call a black pilot? A: A pilot, you racist

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Why did the girl fall off the fridge? She tripped on a rock.

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How do you get rid of a stalker? You throw a fridge at them!

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What does the cup-cake say to the cake? Do you want a cup in your cake to make it cup-cake?

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what do you get when you combine fire and water? alcohol

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Why does Shaun's dad beat him? Because Shaun is an asshole.

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Are You McDonalds Because I'm Loving It

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Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station..

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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