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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

A: Knock Knock. B:Who's there? A: The IRS and Child Protective Services

What never seems to get old? AIDS.

What do the Chinese call ping pong? Ping pong.

So this guy is driving down the road and he is going real slow, he was going so slow in fact he wasn't even moving, because he was dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had an appointment with his hair stylist. Just kidding chicken don't have hair.

Justin Bieber walks into a Gay-Bar. He is then kindly escorted out because he is underage. Also, because the patrons gave him certain looks that brought concern to the heterosexual bartender.

Why did the baker have brown hands: Because he was black

Why doesn't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead

Like CHUCK NORRIS, CHUCK NORRIS like You !

What's the difference between an elephant and I?Our mass.

What happened to the chicken crossing the road? She found a male chicken, had many babies and lived happily forever after.

a man walks out of his home and into a bar PLOT TWIST! he is a chicken

Roses are red Violets are blue I like pancakes Ouch! That hurt!

Q. Why can’t a teacher lift weights? A. Because, most teachers are women and most women do not enjoy It.

What's funnier than killing a bunch of orphans? Pretty much anything is funnier than that. What's wrong with you?

Roses are red, violets are blue, trains.

Apple.

Adam said to God, "God, I need a companion." God replied, "OK Adam, but you need to give up a rib." Adam agreed and thus humanity was born.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Why did he buy ANTIJOKE THE BOOK! - ? Because he wanted to read it.

I like my women like I like my coffee. Without a penis.

An englishman, irish-man and a scotsman walk into a bar. Englishman orderds a pint of becks, Irishman a guiness and the Scot a whiskey. Everything is absolutely fine and nothing of even remote interest happens.

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