Kanye West walks into a bar. As he is a very popular celebrity, he is recognized instantly. The patrons mob him, asking for pictures and autographs. He is in a pleasant humour that evening, so he indulges them. Some laughs are had, he buys lots of drinks, and takes home two beautiful women. Such is the life of a celebrity. ...but that still doesn't make him happy.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a black man A pizza can feed a family of four

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Why do I staple a mans mouth to his penis. Because I wanted to

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What's the easiest way to burn calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

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Ask me if I'm a flower. Are you a flower? No.

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How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Hide him under your coat.

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Whats worse than dying? Nothing, really.

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Guess what? what. You guessed it!!

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A man walks into a bar. He leaves when he realizes he is supposed to be at a business meeting

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What Does Alex J Simpsons Face have in Common with his hand? Spaghetti

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Why did the black man shoot the white man? The white man was a prison escapee attempting to perform hate crimes toward African Americans by reforming the KKK. The black man was also schizophrenic.

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Ask me if I am a cat. Are you a cat? No, what kind of stupid question is that?

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What does a turtle do on its back? NOTHING!

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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A blonde is standing on the edge of a 20-story building. He's had a rather rough life.

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What's worse than the Broncos losing the Superbowl? Your iPhone not working anymore

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing. Muffins are incapable of speaking.

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Me:I talk to myself to much. Me:Same

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How many Polish people does it take to screw in a light bulb? My dad is dead.

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What did the girl fruit say to the boy fruit when he wanted to marry her? "No."

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An Irishman walked out of a bar. A Frenchman was polite. An Englishman had beautiful teeth.

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A teenage girl walks into a bar and orders an alcoholic drink. The bartender declines the order as she is under the legal age of purchasing and consuming alcohol.

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How many rednecks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Three.

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i hate anti-jokes ;)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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