- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is pi? Because circles.

Q. what did the kid say to his foreign language teacher about the test? A: i dont understand this test, its like in a complete different language

I like my coffee like I like my women..... Without Hepatitis.

Why are kenyans so fast? Because due to evolutionary changes, people from that area of the world have evolved to have superior muscle builds to sprint, hence giving them a natural advantage against an equally trained athlete form another part of the world with an equal skill level

Why do jews have long noses? Because they received the genetic alleles from their parents that cause the nose to grow longer.

What's black and white and red all over? A mime lying in a pool of blood.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't. Before it could cross, it was killed and then consumed by an average American

Why did a boy drop his ice cream? The Holocaust.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I told you she was my Mom, but that didn't stop you!

what happens when u mix a car, a blimp and a plane? I don't know.

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer we're both lawyers

What is an old ginger lady's favorite type of bread? Whole wheat.

A blonde, brunette and redhead are walking in the forest when they come across a set of tracks. The brunette says, "Those are dear tracks." The redhead says, "Those are elk tracks." The blonde says, "Those are moose tracks." They are then hit by bus.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to get away from KFC, which was directly behind him.

Yoshy is gay and likes men. From Jarod ????

why was 6 afraid of 7? because he's a pussy.

how do you kill a little girl? seeing as murder is a federal offence i will not tell you how. you should be ashamed for asking.

You know whats worse than finding 3 dead children in your house? Finding 2 dead children in your house.

What's worse than shoveling dead babies??? Using a pitchfork...

Your mom.

An Amish man walks into a bar. He then orders a non-alcoholic beverage due to the temperance practices of the Amish faith.

Could switching to Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? Yes.

what is black and green and red all over q: Nothing, you cant have 3 colors on the same surface

What do you do when your speeding and a cop is right behind you? make a complete stop and hope for the best

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