How could the teacher tell that the student was dead? logic

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Nicolas Cage's acting.

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What type of ruler lies? A shatter resistant one

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Q. what do you call a black guy? A. N IGGER

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Why was the mom crying? Her son was found in the oven.

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Why can't we see the wind? Because no one likes you...

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Roses are red, Violets are red, I'm bleeding, Shit.

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Girl : What's a anti joke ? Boy : it's you .

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A serial killer kills a family of 5 He is never found and eventually kills himself from depression

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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How do you confuse an idiot? By confusing an idiot.

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Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

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Why did the virgin jerk until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

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Why did the elephants get in a taxi? They were going to the airport.

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Why did Johnny fall down? Because I threw tropical fruit at him.

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A man is gay, a parade is held in his honor. A man is black, a holiday is named after him. A man is white, he laughs at the stupidity in the world today.

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Your momma's so fat that she has a body fat percentage of 37 and is clinically overweight.

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What's worse than going in the wrong direkshun? ...My spelling

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't know where I am, I'm blind.

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This is a little story about four people named Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and Nobody. There was an important job to be done and Everybody was sure that Somebody would do it. Anybody could have done it, but Nobody did it. Somebody got angry about that because it was Everybody's job. Everybody thought that Anybody could do it, but Nobody realized that Everybody wouldn't do it. It ended up that Everybody blamed Somebody when Nobody did what Anybody could have done

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WNBA

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What's funnier than the world ending? Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder in a staring contest.

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What did the fat man with scissors do? Cut off the foreskin of your penis.

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It is so hard to write an antijoke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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