What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

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A duck quacks in a mountain range. No one on or nearby the mountains hears the duck because ducks' quacks don't echo.

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What goes good with coca cola? Thirst

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What happens when you feed a Mini-horse a Happy Meal? If it doesn't die choking on the plastic toy included in the meal, It will most likely develop a terminal case of horse diabetes and suffer through a slow painful dying process.

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Q: Whats black, white and red all over? A: not me

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What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? 2 weeks to live...

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A white person at Harvard

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A: What happened to the snake? B: It died

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Kid: mom what happens when grandpa farts? Mom: well son... Everyone leaves the room

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? There's an alive one at the bottom what's worse than that? He ate his way out what's worse than that? He enjoyed it

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a man is bussy at work, when he gets called by his doctor. YOUR WIFE IS HAVING A BABY! the doctor yells. so the man runs to his car, drives home like a madman, and arrives home with his doctor holding the newborn in his arms. "congratulations" the doctor says "it's a boy" the man takes the baby in his arms and says: "but, this child is black!" his wife cheated on him and the familly breaks appart

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What did the duck say to the moose? Quack

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How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, you racist.

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Why did the cow jump over the moon ? This is a highly unlikely situation , therefore the cow did not leave its humble pasture , let alone talk english while in the midst of jumping over a planet wich takes days to fly over .

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Need an ark to save two of every animal? I noah guy.

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rosie o'donald goes on a diet

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Libyans stage a protest. They get massacred.

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why did justin fuck alice and maliyah to have fun

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- How breakdance was invented? - A certain black man was trying to stole rims from moving car.

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Q:What Did The Man Say When He Lost His Body A:Nothing He Die. Because If You Ever Lost Your Body You Would Die...

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Why would you ever buy an antijoke book? BECAUSE ANTIJOKES ARE F***ING AWESOME!!!

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we all know sammi has a penis

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Why did the blonde laugh at the funeral? She suffers from autism, and doesn't understand when it isn't appropriate to laugh. The mourners at the funeral, understanding this problem, ignored her and carried on with the service.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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