Two women are sitting quietly in a corner, minding their own business.

we all know sammi has a penis

How do you make a sandwich? You don't, you have a girl do it for you.

Why would you ever buy an antijoke book? BECAUSE ANTIJOKES ARE F***ING AWESOME!!!

Why did the blonde laugh at the funeral? She suffers from autism, and doesn't understand when it isn't appropriate to laugh. The mourners at the funeral, understanding this problem, ignored her and carried on with the service.

There were two busses. The one was red, the other one went to France.

What do you call a black guy driving a Mercedes through New York? A U.S. Citizen

Q: How much does it cost to have 50cent and Nickleback perform together? A: 45 cents, because its 50 cents, and you get a nickle back

what is the difference between a banana and an orange? bread.

It's easy to take part, just type your text below! no

Knock knock.. Whos there? To... To who? To whom.

What did the judge say to the midget when he sent him to jail ? Stop beating your wife

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon

Libyans stage a protest. They get massacred.

- How breakdance was invented? - A certain black man was trying to stole rims from moving car.

Q:What Did The Man Say When He Lost His Body A:Nothing He Die. Because If You Ever Lost Your Body You Would Die...

why did justin fuck alice and maliyah to have fun

What do you call Michael? A homosexual person who is nice, however he is still gay.

poop

An Indian man left a 20% tip after eating at the closest restaurant to him

Doctor: "I'm sorry, but your son has Hepatitis B. Asian Parent: "Why he has Hepatitis B? Why he not get the Hepatitis A plus?"

Flop dog

Man 1: Nock-nock Man 2: Please leave my place of residence

*Knock Knock* Who's there? Abbott! Abbott who? Abbott time you answered the door! The door was never answered because they did not know the person at the door.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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