(This is a joke made up by the young son of a friend of mine many years ago. It is still one of my favorite jokes.) Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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After the haitian revolution, Haiti lived happily ever after, Until god smited them with a devastating natural disaster

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What did the black man say about Linkin Park? That there's obviously a rapist in their midst and they should all be questioned.

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heyy emit chase wazzup

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Why can't a Tyrannosaurus-Rex clap? It's Dead.

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Why did the terrorist miss the flight he was supposed to blow up? He forgot his passport.

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theres a mexican women and a black man in a car....whos driving? nobody sadly the driver was shot.

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No.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being cut in half by a human while you were trying to eat an apple

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Poop swing

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Why is Billy in a ditch? He stepped on a landmine and was promptly burst into many pieces. The ditch was coincidental.

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A man walks into a bar. He backs up, unwraps it, and enjoys its chocolatey deliciousness.

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What did the Mexican say when a house fell on him? Nothing. He's dead.

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What is worse than eating shoxy poulet.? Nothing

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Why did the women knock on the door? she needed to do a shit

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Whats big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater.

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Sure, if my waifu aproves, hell, the more the hornier. CONDOMS? ARE YOU INSANE? CONDOMS ARE FOR PUSSIES... ..:WHIIIIIICH sorta makes sense so okay, my for a moment I thought you where not gonna go trough with this... Nah just kidding, I already got you, now if you want to break free I am gonna be like "MEH!" So, uh, you shaven or not? Please dont be "trimmed", sometimes it just looks like a pussy with a mustachio, thats bullshit.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint the side of a building? I don't know, it depends on how hard you throw them.

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Q: What do you call a grammatically incorrect horse? A: An horse

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u jelly?

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What did the suicide bomber say on new years day? Happy new year.

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Whats the XBOX JUAN's most popular game. Call of Juarez!!!

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Two fish are swimming and hit a cement wall. One fish says Dam.

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