A girl was walking home from school, she had a pizza box in her hands, her mom was waiting for her in the car to take her to T.G.I.F, and then she dropped the pizza box in the middle of the street. In a frantic attemp to get the box, she run out into the middle of the street and got hit by a semi. Her funeral is tomorrow.

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I like my women like I like my coffee, without a dick

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What do you call a large group of Apes attacking San Francisco? Well, it isn't called anything but coincidentally there is a movie called Rise of the Planet of the Apes which was released August 5, 2011 starring James Franco and Andy Serkis. -David Bruggen

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What's the difference between Chuck Norris and broccoli? A lot.

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What did the doctor say to the camel with no hump? You're a horse.

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If a tree falls on a woman and there's no one around to hear her scream why did a tree fall in the kitchen?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i got 5 Fingers, the middle ones for you ?

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What's the difference between a baby and a mushroom? One is delicious, the other is a mushroom.

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So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

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What do you call it when someone walks on another person's head? It depends. Face up, fetish. Face down, hate crime.

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Why didn't the woman cook dinner for her husband? She had to work late.

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Why did the groom have cold feet? Because he was insecure in his relationship with his soon to be wife.

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What do you call a guy who can't get a girlfriend? Me.

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What happens when you walk by two black men? You walk by two black men.

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How many fingers does Charlie Sheen have? 8. and 2 thumbs. just like most everybody else.

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What do you call the man who graduated medical school last in his class? Doctor

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i don't get it...none of these are funny.

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A man walks outside on a sunny day. Since the sun was very bright, he put on a pair of sunglasses. While this was going on, nothing else really happened and he went on with his day as usual.

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Why did the first squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure. Why did Bobby fall off his bike? He was hit by 4 squirrels Why did bobby die? He was hit by a bus

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Did you hear about the guy who fell out of the stands at the ranger game? He died.

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what are the three types of rings? -wedding ring -engagement ring -suffering

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Q: What did the peanut say to the shell? A: Its dark in here.

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Roses are red Violets are astronaut This joke didn't make sense I'll kill u with a rake

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! I won the battle but lost the war: I'm Donald Trump!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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