whats the difference between a flamingo ? because the pyramid has a high cholesterol

A black man walks into a bar and says, "ouch."

Why is MLA important? Because if Mothers didn't Love Anyone society would collapse and we would go into a nuclear war and blow up the earth, and the apocalypse would happen and dinosaurs would rule once again until another meteor hits the earth.

(Guy)That's what she said. (His Girlfriend) And who is this she.

Your momma's so dumb, she had to spend an extra hour studying for her mathematics test.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

what do you call a man with no penis? what ever his name is

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to see the CN tower. He was then hit by a fridge dropped by people running tests on the top floor.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you thro them

What did the horse say to the other horse? Neigh

What does a pelican and a taxman have in common? Both are bipedal, both are carbon-based lifeforms that procreate by DNA replication, both in all probablility eat fish, both have survival instinct, both require fresh water for hydration, both have five senses; vision, hearing, touch, taste and smell, both are capable of at least limited cognition, and both can turn aggressive when provoked.

you ever hear the joke about the rabbi, the pope and an elephant? No? well its a good one...

Q : whats the most annoying thing on the earth with a big fore head ? A : Paige

Hey, what’s your problem? I’m a Catholic whore currently enjoying congress out of wedlock with my black, Jewish boyfriend who works in a military abortion clinic. So, hail Satan, and have a lovely afternoon, madam. a.w. j.p.

A man was having problems with his computer, so he called customer service. An Indian man, by the name of Muhammad picked up the phone. This came of no surprise to the man, because Muhammad is the most common name in the world. The man soon found and fixed the problem on his computer and hung up.

holly shit!!!! when did i get on the internet !?

What Did batman say to robin before they got in the car..... Get in the car

Knock Knock trick or treats? here is the candies, have fun kids!

What did one skeleton say to the other? Nothing... Skeletons don't have vocal cords

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy! But iI'm on bath salts and your face looks tasty!

How do you kill a blond? Put a scratch and sniff card at the bottom of a pool.

From the makers of Call of Duty 1, comes Call of Duty 2.

1 fish 2 fish red fish wait why is the fish red , oh I forgot I killed it

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