im the real danny hamilton you stupid asshole

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 27

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I look back at all those hours I wasted playing those stupid video games, but then I'm reminded of all those people I brutally killed.

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Why did 12 people die when they went to see The Dark Knight Rises movie premiere? Because they were shot and bled profusely resulting in quick, painful death.

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Why wasn't the man hungry? Because he just ate a thousand almonds.

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What happened to the man who lost his left arm, left leg and eye in an accident? I expect he claimed insurance, assuming he was prudent enough to insure himself, or his workplace complied with legislation.

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Chad Wolbert is retarded.

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Your mums a penis joke.

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How do you make a wall a darker shade of red? You throw the baby harder.

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What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

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SUBway eat fresh ZOMbies eat fleash

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What weights more than a 300 pound man? A 400 pound man.

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Yeah right loser!

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Republicans

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What's red and smells like a rose? Bumble-bees licking honey off of a stick.

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Whats fleash color flesh color and fleash color? a hodo rolling down a hill.

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-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

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A black man walks into a bank with a gun......he is a 25-year veteran SWAT team officer attempting to arrest two armed robbers that have 5 old ladies hostage.

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A penguin in a blender.

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Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

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kyle dosnt question his sexuality

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an abosolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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What's the difference in a red sports car and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a red sports car in my garage.

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