a black kid goes and gets some cereal and spills some flower on him self and he goes to his grandma and says look grandma i`m white and then she slaps him he goes to his grandpa and says look grandpa i`m white and then he slaps him and then he goes to his mom and then says look mom i`m white and then she slaps him then he goes to his dad and then says dad i`ve been white for 20 minutes and i all ready hate yall nigas

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A man walks into a bar.....OW!

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A Brunette a ginger and a blonde were getting their hair done? WHich side of the bus did they sit on? Why did i put a question mark on the first part?

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Why did the bird fall. Its tree got cut down.

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knock knock how there me ok come in

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hi do you like guitars? cool i dont

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I ponder

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Why do fancy unicorns wear jackets? Because they're fancy.

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Q Why was the boy sad A he wasnt sad he was dead and therefore had no emotional feelings

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A man walks into a bar and says "ow"

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Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

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why did Timmy fall off the the slide? he was hit by a plane why was Jimmy laughing? he watched Timmy get hit by the plane

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How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None.

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I saw a poor man named rich

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Where can you find elephants? That depends on where you leave them.

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Why can't Albert Einstein hold down a job? Because he's dead.

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Excuse me, do you happen to have the time? No.

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What is big and wet and smells like mushrooms? A big wet mushroom.

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Let me tell you this really funny Dane Cook joke.

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squirrels playing in the street=dez bryant playing tennis

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your momma's so fat i almost didn't have sex with her.... almost.

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Why did the boy cry? Because he had a frog stapled to his face. Why did the boy cry harder? Because it queefed in the boys mouth.

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar and the bar says "ouch!"

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? because she was SHITFACED!!!!

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