- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did he African say when he had diarrhea? Shit

Whats worst then listening to you girl friends problems? Nothing.

A short Irish man and a tall German man went skydiving. Both parachutes coincidentally failed to deploy and they died.

why did the disabled man go to the shops? because he wanted a radiator panel

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Bob.

A blonde and a brunette are stuck on a desert island, they later died of starvation.

Why did the surfer surf in the ocean without a surfboard? Either he was mentally challenged, simply dreaming, a fish, or most likely did not have a surfboard.

A man walks into a bar. After several hours of drinking and loud unintellegable outbursts to those around him, the man wonders off to a nearby bus stop and relieves himself. He is now a registered sex offender.

What is green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels part.

Have you ever heard of Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

Knock knock! Who's there? Luke. Luke who? Leukemia.

yo mama so fat she has diabetes.

911 joke ? now thats just plane rude.

A zombie walks into a bar. It was shot by an M16 automatic rifle. The video game had zombies.

Why cant you see black people when you are playing hide and seek? Because they are in a very good hiding spot

What's big, black and hard to swallow? A bowling ball.

What did the feminist say to the CIS white male? I respect you as a person.

How do you make Chuck Norris cry? Kill his family.

Why did the kid fall off his swing? Because his mum threw a fridge at him.

What did the gay man do last night? Had a curry

What did OJ Simpson say to the blonde? "Don't worry, I'm not going to murder you"

Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

How you your turn a trashcan into a semi-automatic AK-47? You don't. But ask the irishman who just said "hello" to you.

Why did John kill Maris? Because Maris killed his family.

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