How many guys does it take to change a light bulb? Probably just one.

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Chuck Norris once walked into a strip club, and had quite a nice time indeed!

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HEY YOU!!!!

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Question: How did the chicken get to the other side of the road? Answer: Too find his joint.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Nothing, we eat pizza and we respect Jews.

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What do you call an Arab man flying a plane? A pilot.

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What happens when you cross a kangaroo and an elephant? Absolutely nothing. The two belong to entirely different animal families and their reproductive abilities are totally incompatible. A kangaroo could never fertilize an elephant, or vice versa. To suggest anything else is unrealistic and a physical impossibility.

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Take this and put it- No.

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A white police officer pulled over a black guy on the highway. The cop asked him for license and registration. The black guy had a tail light out, and was very polite and cooperative. The two became close friends, but then one night, the black guy went to the house of the white cop. The black guy brought his wife and daughter over for a dinner party, eating grilled turkey sandwiches with mayonnaise. When the cop's attractive wife asked the black guy if he would like some fresh watermelon from the patch in their back yard, he respectfully declined, for he needed to return to his own home to patiently wait for a business call from one of his employees, who was also a very intelligent and hard working African male. Once home, the black guy turned on his stereo, to listen to some calming country music at an appropriately low level of volume, as his daughter and wife had gone to sleep, for the wife also had work in the morning, at her law firm, and her daughter had a job interview after her day of classes at Dartmouth were out for the day... then Martin Luther King Jr. woke up from his dream, and was soon thereafter assassinated.

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What did the black man say to the white man? Nothing. He punched him in the face and stole his iPhone.

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Q: What's worse than the holocaust? A: 2 Holocausts

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Why was the man called Big Larry? His name was Larry and he was morbidly obese.

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Why did the black man almost go to jail? He rolled a 6 in monopoly, if it was a 7, he would've been sent straight to jail without passing "go"

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What was the last thing going through the man's mind who cleans the 90th floor windows on the World Trade Center on 9/11? The 91st floor.

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What is black, white and red all over? A black man has been shot and a white paramedic is standing over him trying to save his life.

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how many Pikachu's can you get in a mini? 14.

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what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

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How many Aumish farmhands does it take to operate a state of the art commercial laser-cutter? One,provided he has the relevant training and experience.

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refridgrator

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's coop was faulty and thus it escaped.

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Mark Twain, Jesus, and Bill Gates are sitting at a bar. Someone messed with the space time continuum again.

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why did susie fall off the swing? she had no arms and no legs. knock knock who's there? not susie

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 27

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I look back at all those hours I wasted playing those stupid video games, but then I'm reminded of all those people I brutally killed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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