- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than jizzing while your on a date? Shitting in you pants while your on a date.

Why do they give old people Viagra at nursing homes? Because erectile function decreases with increasing age, and it would be unfair to needlessly deny senior citizens the right to consensual intercourse if that is what they want.

Knock knock Who's there? Micheal Jordan. Micheal Jordan who? Your an idiot

Why couldn't Paul see. He got stabbed in the eye by two mexicans

Whats the next Line? YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH....

Two ducks are in a bathtub. One duck says, "Hey, pass me the soap." The other duck says, "What do I look like, a type writer?"

What did the preist say to the other preist? 'hey! we're both preists!'

How do you describe a funny man on stilts? Stand up comedy

-Knock, knock. -Who's there? -The pest control guy. -Please leave me alone I'm giving birth.

what's black? a lot of things.

What did the Pornstar say to his wife? He concluded that a divorce was the way forward for both of them as, seeming as he was a pornstar, he was almost certainly having extra-maritial sexual intercourse, unhealthy for any working relationship.

Why was the man crying in prison? He missed his family and wanted to go home.

wanna hear a joke? women rights. -ZombieUr

live or die you decide to late time to die

My dog has no nose! Then how does he smell? Terrible!

the WNBA

What is worse than 10 dead babies in a tree? 1 dead babies in 10 trees.

Knock knock Who's there? Your neighbor. I just ran over your cat.

How do you fit a homosexual man into a small card board box? You cut him into pieces.

A grasshopper hops into a bar and orders a drink. "Hey! We have a drink named after you!" exclaims the bartender. "You have a Melanoplus Differentialis?" asks the grasshopper. "Yes."

Why is the sky blue? The sun reflects off the water molecules in all bodies of water

When life hands you lemons, you should question your sanity

How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get in the car.

Why do black people enjoy watermelon? Because it tastes good.

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