- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the kid say before he died Nothing he was terminally ill

There is a middle-eastern man in customs with a turban and a briefcase and he is profiled by his race which is a sad fact of our society.

Q: Where did little Suzie go during the bombing? A:Everywhere

Roses are Violets, Violets are Roses, I am a dumb ass, The Hobbit.

1st guy: Wanna hear a joke? 2nd guy: Yeah sure. 1st guy: Me too.

what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

Chuck Norris is so tough, he trained diligently for many years and is now a widely respected martial artist

Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's the police, they ask the questions.

What did the statue say to the other statue? Nothing, statues cant speak.

So there are two skunks in a bath tub. One of the skunks says to the other, "Would you please pass the soap?", and the other skunk says, "What do you think I am, a talking radio?!"

i drive all the time its no big deal open the door and get behind the wheel

What makes a catholic priest happier then a visit to the penn state locker room? Introducing Jesus to people and them accepting him as their savior.

Q: What happened to Sally, did she get that cough checked out? A: She died while driving there and got in a 12 car pileup.

Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber's talent.

What is the biggest lie in everyone's childhood? "School lunch food is actually good."

What did the Nazi say to the farmer? Sie sind Juden versteckt

Wy did the man fall? A tree fell on his legs!

If the covalent bonds of two Hydrogen atoms and one Oxygen atom creates water, which subs are currently on the 5-dollar-foot-long menu at Subway?

What is white on the inside and red on the outside? An apple.

Knock knock

here kitty kitty

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, Therefore no one knew why his name was Fuzzy Wuzzy.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Polite say "Hey you, get out of that tree."

What can an elevator do that a mexican can't? Raise a family.

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