- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There were two ducks in a bathtub. One duck says to the other, "Pass me the soap" The other duck replies, "What do i look like, a toaster?"

What's yellow and lays in a tree? Tweety the Whore

What did the cat say to the dog? Nothing, animals are in capable of formal cumunication.

What do you call a baby with no future? A baby dying at birth.

Chuck Norris can count from 1 to 100... twice!

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Dead Babies

How do you call a half deaf duck? HEY DUCK!!!!!!

What do you call a person with no legs playing soccer? A soccer player.

I like the way he thinks. Too bad he has alzheimers.

Why did the cat have hair? Because he did.

What do you call a black man with a gun? A cop

What is funnier than onion gravy? Mushroom gravy.

Why did the student fail his test? Because he has AIDS

Why did the black man begin to cry when his friend aimed a gun at a watermelon? Because if he were to shoot it would be a waste of perfectly good food.

A black man, a Mexican man and a white man walk into a bank. The black man reaches into his bag and pulls out his bank card, the Mexican and the the white man do the same as they need to withdraw money.

Why is a bulldog so aggressive Because it was raised for dog fights in basements Dog fights aren't right kids, and you should never get involved but if you find yourself in the cage fighting one of the dogs, you should really think about how you got there.

Why are there no swimming pools in Mexico? The average yearly income is $3,523, and pool chemicals are very expensive.

A man finds a mysterious lamp on the side of the road. He picks it up, rubs it, and sells the lamp at a pawn shop for $10,000. The man paid off his credit card debt and was happy that he did not have to file for bankruptcy.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Knock, knock Who's there? Not your dead Nan

I like big butts and I cannot lie. You don't know that. I may enjoy skinny butts. I may be lying.

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