What did the black man say to the young white woman during sex? you are a wonderful woman

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why do people play xbox 360's? because there poor people who cant afford a ps3

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whats brown and sticky? shit

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Where did Susie go after the bombing? Everywhere

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a man walked into a bar ouch

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What did the black guy do to his neighbor's car while he was away? Wash it for a for as a favor.

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Roses are red Violets are twisted bend over now your about to get fisted

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Black Friday

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What is the difference between a pizza and a Black guy? A pizza can serve a family of four.

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John. John Anderson. Dude we've been friends since first grade! You really don't remember me? I'm going home!

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Q. What roles did girls play in the Gold Rush of 1849? A. Miners.

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Whats Something everyone has except david? Money.

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There was 2 men walking down the street one fell on the floor from a heart attack and the other started to molest a lonely child. They then heard a bang and they found a dead baby lying in a bin. The moral of this story is to.... Knock Knock Whos there? The Police? The Police who? The police we are here to inform you your nan got hit by a truck and got decapitaited, Sorry but your nan is dead. way

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How do you stop a bus? You press the brake pedal, causing the brake pads to squeeze the tires. Which will slow the momentum of the bus to the point of stopping.

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A bear and a rabbit both take a dump in the woods below an old oak tree. They look at each other, smile and nod their heads in acknowledgment of one another. The bear is first to let go of his rather large load and a loud THUMP is heard throughout the woods. Shortly after another and then another. The rabbit looks at the bear for a moment then turns closes his eyes and begins to strain. Finally the sound of what can only be described as a machine gun rattles through the wood. Looking impressed the bear looks over at the rabbit as it pops off its last few pellets. When the rabbit is finished the bear asks "Do you have a problem with the shit sticking to your fur?" The rabbit thinks for a moment then looks at the bear and says "Umm... No, not really." So the bear uses the rabbit to wipe his arse.

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What did the table say to the human? Nothing, tables don't talk.

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Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

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What killed the name cool? Coolio

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poop is very very yummy.

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Why was the Mexican smart? Because he was very well educated and went to college, and got a Ph.D

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knock, knock! No answer, they probably can't hear you, use the doorbell.

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Why don't elephants eat bananas? Because they don't have opposable thumbs.

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What is blue and rolls ? A blue, rolling thing.

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Roses are red violets are blue you have cancer......

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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