- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are you late? Sorry, I would have been here sooner, only I wasn't.

Roses are red, violets are blue, the little midget is coming for you. If you don't run and if you don't hide, you will probably be stepped on because of my incredible big size.

What is brown red and white? I don't know, that's why I asked you

Enough with the "whats worse than ... "jokes! They are getting old and have a millon different possible answers. I am aware that this is not a joke but thumbs up if you aggree with.

Q: Do you know what really makes me smile? A: Facial Muscles.

Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

Obama.

Roses are red violets are blue if you were number one I"ll pick number two, if you were number two then I'll pick POO!

Why did Santa's little helper feel depressed? Neurotransmitters essential for happiness, such as serotonin and norepinephrine, were in rather low supply in the poor elf's brain.

Guy 1: why are you such a douche? Guy 2: cause douches get the most p***y

why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gate open and chickens typically wonder with no obvious pattern to their movements.

Roses are Black Violets are Black I am color blind.

The other day I saw this dog. It said woof.

What is worse than going to school without your homework? Going to school naked without your homework.

If a tree falls on a woman and there's no one around to hear her scream why did a tree fall in the kitchen?

press Ctrl and F4 on ur key pad

Who killed Lincoln Nobody knows

When life gives you lemons, you realise that life isn't a physical object and therefore you have problems. Have a nice day.

Three men of different race and religion are on a plane; they enjoy their flight, and two of them have a good meal with no pork. Thirty years later, two of the men share the same flight, but failed to even recognize each other on the first.

If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

Bill:What do you get when you cross a panda and an eagle? Joe:I don't know what? Bill: Is that even possible?

What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Whats the most common use of a butt plug after school? In the sport of pole vaultIng, the butt plug is the rubber end of the pole that is designed to withstand the force of being planted in a steel box.

Patriarchy.

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